Yesvember

The eleventh month of the year, when one can look forward to the holidays and cheer of the end of the month and the next month. Because it doesn't have to be "No-vember".

Yay---it's Yesvember! I love Thanksgiving---and we have Hannukah, Christmas, and New Year's Eve to look forward to!

by pentozali October 21, 2010

SEAEWENT

Pronounced "see yooh en tee", this is another very sneaky way of spelling "cunt" on a vanity plate.

How is it that IAMJESUS gets banned on a license plate but not SEAEWENT here?

by pentozali June 12, 2011

resistoring

What happens when a staple assumes a crumpled shape when you're trying to staple a document. From the zigzag shape of the schematic diagram symbol for a resistor. Pronounced ree-ZISS-tor-ing.

Betty, I need a new stapler. Every staple that comes out of this piece of junk is resistoring.

by pentozali June 11, 2007