LMP

Lick My Pussy!

if a guy is pissing you off, turn to him and say, "You know what (name)...LMP" and just walk away.

by Patty July 01, 2004

niggatron

a transormer that can turn into a carrot and talks in ebonics

niggatron is a decepticon

by patty January 24, 2005

Jack the retard

Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas
Good for Jack the Retard

there goes jack the retard; the only retard to get a job

by Patty December 13, 2004

rigid shaft

rigid shaft is the thing in a males pants in where the flabby skin becomes hard and stiff and is inmovable thus wise causing pleasure when stroke gently or pushed in and out of a hole that is pink and stinky

The man's rigid shaft was protruding from his pants and was clearly visible

by Patty December 09, 2004

pizzatty

patty...just ghetto-fied

what's happenin' pizzatty?

oh, nothin, thanks for asking.

by patty May 29, 2003

entertainting

Inviting people to go with you to your house or a pub or some such under the guise that you will be politely socializing, but instead poison and torment them, whether physically or mentally.

evil entertainter: wanna hang at my house later tonight?
unsuspecting person: sure! sounds fun!
LATER.......
evil entertainter: would you like some tea?
unsuspecting person: thanks!
evil entertainter: you know, you really are a nasty whore.
unsuspecting whore: well you are an entertainter! ugh i think im going to faint.

by patty August 28, 2005

duck

duck (verb) - to shove a female prostitute into a confined space; to force someone into hiding, usually at gunpoint

"The cops were coming so i had to duck the bitch in the trunk."

by Patty February 08, 2005