pizzatty

patty...just ghetto-fied

what's happenin' pizzatty?

oh, nothin, thanks for asking.

by patty May 29, 2003

smithy the toad

Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man

Smithy the toad's erection is 10 inches long.

by Patty December 10, 2004

LMP

Lick My Pussy!

if a guy is pissing you off, turn to him and say, "You know what (name)...LMP" and just walk away.

by Patty July 01, 2004

zelmo the magician

a douche from the planet zarson who takes magic way to far; he has a small penis, only the size of a yu-gi-oh card

His most memorable magic was when he took a piss in the toliet and made it disappear

Zelmo the magician took a dump in the potty and made it disappear

by Patty December 10, 2004

entertainting

Inviting people to go with you to your house or a pub or some such under the guise that you will be politely socializing, but instead poison and torment them, whether physically or mentally.

evil entertainter: wanna hang at my house later tonight?
unsuspecting person: sure! sounds fun!
LATER.......
evil entertainter: would you like some tea?
unsuspecting person: thanks!
evil entertainter: you know, you really are a nasty whore.
unsuspecting whore: well you are an entertainter! ugh i think im going to faint.

by patty September 11, 2005

Fashoda

A joke shared between three AP European History dorks prior to an exam that they all failed. A play-off on the Fashoda Crisis.

Is an even more ghetto version of "fo sho" - means "fa sho, duh."

Credited to Cassie M. 3/21/05

"Heya, did you see that cute guy walk by?"

"Fashoda!"

by Patty March 26, 2005

Jack the retard

Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas
Good for Jack the Retard

there goes jack the retard; the only retard to get a job

by Patty December 12, 2004