Jack the retard

Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas
Good for Jack the Retard

there goes jack the retard; the only retard to get a job

by Patty December 13, 2004

niggatron

a transormer that can turn into a carrot and talks in ebonics

niggatron is a decepticon

by patty January 24, 2005

rigid shaft

rigid shaft is the thing in a males pants in where the flabby skin becomes hard and stiff and is inmovable thus wise causing pleasure when stroke gently or pushed in and out of a hole that is pink and stinky

The man's rigid shaft was protruding from his pants and was clearly visible

by Patty December 09, 2004

Fashoda

A joke shared between three AP European History dorks prior to an exam that they all failed. A play-off on the Fashoda Crisis.

Is an even more ghetto version of "fo sho" - means "fa sho, duh."

Credited to Cassie M. 3/21/05

"Heya, did you see that cute guy walk by?"

"Fashoda!"

by Patty March 27, 2005

LMP

Lick My Pussy!

if a guy is pissing you off, turn to him and say, "You know what (name)...LMP" and just walk away.

by Patty July 01, 2004

er1c

A handsome, mysterious person. Has only been seen in public by one person. A rare catch indeed!

Who the hell is 'er1c' anyway?

by Patty January 11, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

The bestest day in the entire world. Everyone is Irish and you can drink until you're shit faced. Guinness flows like water and you get to pinch people on the ass. It's also MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOO HOOOO

Meet you at the pub for some lucky charms and green beer.

by Patty March 28, 2004