LMP

Lick my pussy

Girl, I want George to LMP!

by futuremrsw January 04, 2018

LMP

Like My Pic .

Hey can you LMP ? Thanx !

by RainbowCookies ! November 09, 2011

LMP

Lick My Pussy!

if a guy is pissing you off, turn to him and say, "You know what (name)...LMP" and just walk away.

by Patty July 01, 2004

LMP

Le Mans Prototype. They are specifically built for use in the Le Mans 24h, and are the successors to the earlier Group C cars. Some notable cars include the Audi R8, Bentley Speed 8, Ferrari 333SP, Toyota GT-One, and the famous "flying" Mercedes-Benz CLR.

You can buy your own LMP...for about $5 million.

by just some randon guy January 22, 2006

LMP

means Last Message Please, used after going offline unexpectedly due to various reasons and coming back online after missing the previously sent message

John: I had so much fun at the party

Jane: (offline)

John: You there?

Jane: *LMP

by iamstevirus October 01, 2011

LMP

Leck meinen Penis (German)
Lick my penis (english)

colloquial for "suck my dick"

ey LMP..it's so fuckin hot

wow lmp this girl is hooottt

by damaggus July 22, 2006

LMP

Acronym = "Lick My Poopa" (poopa being slang for ones posterior)
To shine someone on, tell someone off.

"That lowlife ripped me off! I told him to LMP!"
"yeah, whatever, LMP"

by gavs August 17, 2006