patty's definitions

cornyism

The religion of a corny person.

Corny: Being Chicka bah now-ish

by Patty January 24, 2004

entertainting

Inviting people to go with you to your house or a pub or some such under the guise that you will be politely socializing, but instead poison and torment them, whether physically or mentally.

evil entertainter: wanna hang at my house later tonight?
unsuspecting person: sure! sounds fun!
LATER.......
evil entertainter: would you like some tea?
unsuspecting person: thanks!
evil entertainter: you know, you really are a nasty whore.
unsuspecting whore: well you are an entertainter! ugh i think im going to faint.

by patty September 11, 2005

Jack the retard

Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas
Good for Jack the Retard

there goes jack the retard; the only retard to get a job

by Patty December 12, 2004

bubkis

Nothing, as in zilch

by Patty September 15, 2003

rigid shaft

rigid shaft is the thing in a males pants in where the flabby skin becomes hard and stiff and is inmovable thus wise causing pleasure when stroke gently or pushed in and out of a hole that is pink and stinky

The man's rigid shaft was protruding from his pants and was clearly visible

by Patty December 8, 2004

monOHIOnucleosis

A rare disease discovered near Cleveland which is characterised by fatigue, lethargy and an irresistible urge to bake for other people.

I think Kate has monOHIOnucleosis.

by Patty March 17, 2004

iggin

Bothering , troubling greatly.

Chico DeBarge has a great song, "Iggin' Me".

"It's iggin' me, baby
To know you got a man..."

by Patty September 21, 2004