Definitions by patty

rigid shaft 

rigid shaft is the thing in a males pants in where the flabby skin becomes hard and stiff and is inmovable thus wise causing pleasure when stroke gently or pushed in and out of a hole that is pink and stinky

The man's rigid shaft was protruding from his pants and was clearly visible

rigid shaft by Patty December 8, 2004

iggin 

Bothering , troubling greatly.

Chico DeBarge has a great song, "Iggin' Me".

"It's iggin' me, baby
To know you got a man..."

iggin by Patty September 21, 2004

LMP 

Lick My Pussy!

if a guy is pissing you off, turn to him and say, "You know what (name)...LMP" and just walk away.

LMP by Patty July 1, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

The bestest day in the entire world. Everyone is Irish and you can drink until you're shit faced. Guinness flows like water and you get to pinch people on the ass. It's also MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOO HOOOO

Meet you at the pub for some lucky charms and green beer.

Saint Patrick's Day by Patty March 28, 2004

monOHIOnucleosis 

A rare disease discovered near Cleveland which is characterised by fatigue, lethargy and an irresistible urge to bake for other people.

I think Kate has monOHIOnucleosis.

monOHIOnucleosis by Patty March 17, 2004

cornyism 

The religion of a corny person.

Corny: Being Chicka bah now-ish

cornyism by Patty January 24, 2004

er1c 

A handsome, mysterious person. Has only been seen in public by one person. A rare catch indeed!

Who the hell is 'er1c' anyway?

er1c by Patty January 10, 2004