smithy the toad

Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man
Smithy the toad's erection is 10 inches long.
by Patty December 10, 2004
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cornyism

Corny: Being Chicka bah now-ish
by Patty January 24, 2004
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