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beluga

Beluga is often used to descride someone that is festively plump. It was originally said to confuse someone. This was the ultimate diss.
"Oh My God!! Look at the Beluga Whale. What a Fat Bitch!!"
by Parker October 17, 2003
mugGet the belugamug.

Rutgers

Rutgers (Camden) the place where 2 female students get abducted form the parking lot in broad daylight, get raped, and all the school does is add a few lights. A fire in the dorms every 2 weeks because lazy ass people can't walk outside to smoke. Can't get an edible meal, but could walk outside and get a kilo of the best coke/crack/heroin you've ever had in your life. Only school where non-certified teachers are teaching major-related requirements for students. Same "Teachers" that don't offer optional attendence, but make the exams harder than all the previous years because people dont show up to the class.
I feel like getting some drugs, i'll go to Rutgers.
by Parker March 24, 2005
mugGet the Rutgersmug.

Orzali

An Italian who enjoys smoking pot every now and then, well actually, all the time. His hair is in like a big fro. When he is in 4th block he acts extra homosexually
- Have you seen orzali today?
- Italian?
- Yeah, he was in Stamper's room fingering his butthole like normal.
by Parker November 22, 2004
mugGet the Orzalimug.

melon head

gemma from 9f who hates gingers and shakes her head when she talks like gale platt from corrie.says things like"fuck off you fuckin ginger knob end before i friggin kick ya in ya nuts you bloody friggin frig fuckin frig face ...............twat
go on melon , use parkers head like a football
by parker February 22, 2005
mugGet the melon headmug.

Shea

Katie shea is a girl who is beautiful
by Parker February 2, 2005
mugGet the Sheamug.

gaycore

combination of liking hardcore, and being gay (homosexual, faggot, flamer, cock-knocker, butt pirate, rump ranger, asshole pimp, queer, elton john, etc.....)
Mr Breeze sure is quite "gaycore."
by parker January 7, 2004
mugGet the gaycoremug.

Habbo Hotel

It is a virtual hotel that gets you sucked in and makes you buy fake furniture and makes you spend over $100 on fake furniture. This place really sucks.
Habbo Hotel is a place that sucks you in to buying fake furniture
by Parker July 4, 2004
mugGet the Habbo Hotelmug.

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