wank bank

A collection of material used as an visual aid during masturbation.

"Damn girl, you look fine in that photo- its going in my wank-bank"

by P May 28, 2004

mojo

your sex appeal, the magic you posses over the opposite sex, the way you present yourself

Baby, work your mojo tonight!

by p January 14, 2004

smot

Slang for pot/cannabis. Derived from the expression to 'poke smot.'

Got any smot?

by P June 03, 2004

hippopotabeast

An alternative description for very large/fat ugly people, who wear 'Moo-Moos'. They like to hang out at thehippodrome.

do you really need one? See episode of The Simpsons when Homer is so fat he needs to wear a Moo-Moo. Homer is in this case a Hippopotabeast

by p January 11, 2006

longneck

A type of beer bottle with a long tapered thin neck at the top.

We drank beer from longnecks without using a glass.

by p June 30, 2003

Neopets Battledome Chat

A board packed with 11-14 year olds who consider themselves '1337' and everyone else a 'n00b'. If you post asking for some aid on this board, and you're not well-known.. forget it.
Egos are king on this chat board, though some (very few) people are kind and will help you out.

"I pwned j00 because j00 are a n00b"
"I am 1337"

by P December 21, 2004

majella

a kappa wearing wee slut with a whole lot of attitude and about fifty bobbles in her hair and caked in orange make-up.

usual accessories are cigarettes, large circular dangly ear-rings, and a baby in her early teens, the father of which is an eternal mystery.

usually in every city but by different names, this refers to those in derry, ireland, mainly from the bog and galliagh areas amongst others.

oh my God that wee slut has slept with half the city, and shes wearing that tracky again, majella!

are ye fuckin startin, hi?!

whaddaboutye? hi!

by p November 15, 2003