30 definitions by omg i am wtf uber
A term to describe a bodyboarder.
by omg i am wtf uber November 15, 2006
by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006
New way to say sick cunt. The word can be used both to describe an awesome or stand out action, or in the literal meaning as disgusting or grosse. The word recently brought to popularity on games such as counter strike and battlefield, on servers which block swear words.
by omg i am wtf uber November 1, 2006
Coon boots are the formation of hard callouses on the soles of human feet to ensure rugged off road performance and increased ability to navigate rough terrain (often at pace).
Derived from common slang (coon), the indigenous australian (aboriginal) population survived thousands of years without the need for enclosed footwear, using there 'boots' to tough the harshest surfaces.
The process in which to sculpt a demon pair of coon boots is a long and arduous journey which requires months (if not years) of exposing the soles of the foot to numerous surfaces; jagged rocks, dirt, gravel, barnacles, ice, hot coals and variations between these (i.e. ice cold jagged rocks), just to name a few. Once walking on a surface has been mastered, to truly have coon boots one must progress to running, carrying heavy loads and finally running whilst carrying heavy loads.
Ellaborations on the word include: coonies, coondoggers, coontizzles, teh coonz0rs and abo nikes.
Derived from common slang (coon), the indigenous australian (aboriginal) population survived thousands of years without the need for enclosed footwear, using there 'boots' to tough the harshest surfaces.
The process in which to sculpt a demon pair of coon boots is a long and arduous journey which requires months (if not years) of exposing the soles of the foot to numerous surfaces; jagged rocks, dirt, gravel, barnacles, ice, hot coals and variations between these (i.e. ice cold jagged rocks), just to name a few. Once walking on a surface has been mastered, to truly have coon boots one must progress to running, carrying heavy loads and finally running whilst carrying heavy loads.
Ellaborations on the word include: coonies, coondoggers, coontizzles, teh coonz0rs and abo nikes.
>>> I havent worn shoes for the last couple of months, and im beginning to sculpt a fashionable pair of coon boots. They really do make life easier.
>>> Fuck man, its cold as a mother out here, and these rocks are cuttin up my feet hardcore... Its about now I wish I had a phat pair of coonies to eat this terrain.
>>> Shit son... Thats quite a nice pair of coondoggers your sportin there... How long those bad mother fuckers take to wear in?
>>> Fuck man, its cold as a mother out here, and these rocks are cuttin up my feet hardcore... Its about now I wish I had a phat pair of coonies to eat this terrain.
>>> Shit son... Thats quite a nice pair of coondoggers your sportin there... How long those bad mother fuckers take to wear in?
by omg i am wtf uber August 6, 2007
schmancy can be used in a number of different ways, much like the word fuck. schmancy is mainly derogatory in uses such as "you are a schmance", "fucken schmancy", "schmance cock", "what a schmancy" etc. the meaning is similar to fag or pussy and can be used to describe a person or an action that lacks balls.
by omg i am wtf uber October 13, 2006
The critics write many names for the hutley. Some may be known by 'hutz', 'jhutz', 'h-rails' or 'h-man', their followers hang off every word and enemies fear their awesome power. To describe the hutley requires more than words. They excrete the scent of man from every pore on their bodies, and have come up with more catch phrases than warnie has taken test wickets.
Catch phrases aside for now, the hutley is a unique being, tempremental at the best of times - they live for the moment and dont regret their actions. Although smaller than average in stature, the hutley makes up for this with their street fighting ability (or lack thereof). Its common knowledge that you cannot tell whether an asian has a hidden bruce lee, and the hutley makes sure his enemies know this.
You know you've got a Hutley when:
you hear any of the following original catch-phrases:
ur either man or ur not
are u a man or a mouse cunt
im a maniac
i do what i want (possibly followed by: when i want, how i want)
u dont decide whether or not to do __________, you decide whether or not you are a man
im 2pac in the making... they call me jpac
is this cunt serious?
does this cunt wanna die?
im in the realm of mad cunt
uve gotta man up sometime in your life
there are no pacts between lions and men
fight now or fight later?
thats a blatant lie
u feel?
im not a mathemagican
im gettin magneto tonight or lets get magneto (getting blind drunk)
u dont pick the roids... the roids pick you
ur like a piece of dirt in a dirt farm - nothing out of the ordinary
The hutley angers easily, and is not uncommon to see them hitting themselves to psyche up. When you mix a hutley with alcohol, you get a lethal combination. It becomes more arrogant, and the catch phrases appear more readily including;
wote wote wote wote WOTE
lets do this
dont fuck around
im the fucken mac
i got the sweet hook-ups
if you ever need anything, im the man to go to
i know people
$100 - thats chump change
e-loose-ive (loose on ecstacy)
i was on struggle street
did i stutter cunt
i got the deals to make u squeals
my dicks a key... a key to heaven
act like a man, get treated like a man
same shit different turban
i dont talk to dead men
a breast reduction - thats like slapping god in the face
When the Hutley is in angry mode its best to stay out of their way. They are unpredictable, and will often try starting fights with passers by. Many such strangers have felt the stiff shoulder of the Hutley, and none to date have decided retaliation was the best option in this situation.
Lastly, due to there invaluable talent to provide classic catch phrases at opportune times and certain physical features, the Hutley can be summised in two words: 'Miniature Buddhas'. Their presence enriches many lives, and their teachings are followed by many who have chanced a meeting with a Hutley in their lifetime.
Catch phrases aside for now, the hutley is a unique being, tempremental at the best of times - they live for the moment and dont regret their actions. Although smaller than average in stature, the hutley makes up for this with their street fighting ability (or lack thereof). Its common knowledge that you cannot tell whether an asian has a hidden bruce lee, and the hutley makes sure his enemies know this.
You know you've got a Hutley when:
you hear any of the following original catch-phrases:
ur either man or ur not
are u a man or a mouse cunt
im a maniac
i do what i want (possibly followed by: when i want, how i want)
u dont decide whether or not to do __________, you decide whether or not you are a man
im 2pac in the making... they call me jpac
is this cunt serious?
does this cunt wanna die?
im in the realm of mad cunt
uve gotta man up sometime in your life
there are no pacts between lions and men
fight now or fight later?
thats a blatant lie
u feel?
im not a mathemagican
im gettin magneto tonight or lets get magneto (getting blind drunk)
u dont pick the roids... the roids pick you
ur like a piece of dirt in a dirt farm - nothing out of the ordinary
The hutley angers easily, and is not uncommon to see them hitting themselves to psyche up. When you mix a hutley with alcohol, you get a lethal combination. It becomes more arrogant, and the catch phrases appear more readily including;
wote wote wote wote WOTE
lets do this
dont fuck around
im the fucken mac
i got the sweet hook-ups
if you ever need anything, im the man to go to
i know people
$100 - thats chump change
e-loose-ive (loose on ecstacy)
i was on struggle street
did i stutter cunt
i got the deals to make u squeals
my dicks a key... a key to heaven
act like a man, get treated like a man
same shit different turban
i dont talk to dead men
a breast reduction - thats like slapping god in the face
When the Hutley is in angry mode its best to stay out of their way. They are unpredictable, and will often try starting fights with passers by. Many such strangers have felt the stiff shoulder of the Hutley, and none to date have decided retaliation was the best option in this situation.
Lastly, due to there invaluable talent to provide classic catch phrases at opportune times and certain physical features, the Hutley can be summised in two words: 'Miniature Buddhas'. Their presence enriches many lives, and their teachings are followed by many who have chanced a meeting with a Hutley in their lifetime.
>>> Davo: "I was on struggle street at the gym today"
Friends: "Looks like we've got a Hutley"
>>> Jim: "insert original catch phrase at perfect time here"
Friends: "Looks like we've got a Hutley"
>>> The Hutley: "insert original catch phrase at perfect time here"
Friends: "Fuck... that was an awesome call"
The Hutley: "are you cunts serious? Im a maniac... of course it was awesome"
Friends: remember call, and use it as much as possible
Friends: "Looks like we've got a Hutley"
>>> Jim: "insert original catch phrase at perfect time here"
Friends: "Looks like we've got a Hutley"
>>> The Hutley: "insert original catch phrase at perfect time here"
Friends: "Fuck... that was an awesome call"
The Hutley: "are you cunts serious? Im a maniac... of course it was awesome"
Friends: remember call, and use it as much as possible
by omg i am wtf uber March 15, 2008
To get into a nice barrel. Either surfing or bodyboarding. Being slotted is similar to getting a barrel, but is much tighter and harder to control. Similar to how a coin slot is only big enough to fit coins, when you are slotted, the water is barrelling just enough for you to sit in quite nicely.
>>> you got slotted on that wave man... looked sick as... wasnt the biggest barrel, but fuck it looked nice n cosy in there.
>>> see that bro, got slotted hardcore on that wave... i was waiting to get dumped, but it peeled over at the last second... epic
>>> see that bro, got slotted hardcore on that wave... i was waiting to get dumped, but it peeled over at the last second... epic
by omg i am wtf uber September 16, 2007