monnington

To mince around aimlessly, often with previously unseen bodily parts on full display (e.g. pubic wig, stretched scrotum, dangling penis, starfish)

Oh my God he's doing a monnington! I can see his tiny dong hanging below his hotpants!

by Ollie May 04, 2005

france in the pants

an ungroomed pubic region. see also bush, etc.

I got the hell outta there when I found out about her france in the pants!

by ollie October 23, 2004

pack of jackasses

A cluster or gaggle of friggen idiots.

A Pack of Jackasses are blocking the front doors to the mall.

by Ollie September 23, 2003

dunked

To be 'slammed', 'bammed', 'owned' by another person via wit.

"You have sex with men."
"I'd hardly classify your Mother as a 'man' by any stretch of the imagination."
"Woah man, you just got DUNKED."

by Ollie August 24, 2003

investy

short for investigate

site interfailing please investy. thanx

by ollie January 27, 2005

buckshee

often used by the army. meaning spare.

got any buckshee rounds

by ollie January 30, 2005

Your mum's yeast infection

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.

"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"

by Ollie December 29, 2005