Time spent on the office toilet, scrolling through social media to avoid responsibilities. Offers a way to relax without your manager seeing.
Finished with wiping and now only swiping, a data dumper will consume gigabytes-worth of data on IG and YouTube.
Finished with wiping and now only swiping, a data dumper will consume gigabytes-worth of data on IG and YouTube.
by nolandc February 14, 2020
The designated hot person in a class, alongside the class clown and teacher's pet.
When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
by nolandc October 03, 2019
(n.) A passive aggressive argument between roommates, conducted when both parties continually refuse to take the trash out.
The resulting odor can lead to a household crisis, with general evacuation and avoidance of the common areas for the duration of the conflict. Can last for several days or, if stubborn, months.
The resulting odor can lead to a household crisis, with general evacuation and avoidance of the common areas for the duration of the conflict. Can last for several days or, if stubborn, months.
Lisa: I'm near yours, can I stop by?
Tom: Wear a gas mask, we are enduring garbage bin chemical warfare.
Tom: Wear a gas mask, we are enduring garbage bin chemical warfare.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
(n.) any get-together with the sole purpose of recreational drug use.
Encompasses marijuana galas, Netflix n' MDMA, heroin soirées, crack cocaine conferences, xanax assemblies, magic mushroom lectures, and crystal meth annual benefit dinners.
Encompasses marijuana galas, Netflix n' MDMA, heroin soirées, crack cocaine conferences, xanax assemblies, magic mushroom lectures, and crystal meth annual benefit dinners.
by nolandc September 10, 2019
The fictitious love interest that you tell your family about when you come home for the holiday season.
Fleece-wearing, dog-rearing, and law degree-bearing, the Fleece Navidaddy is guaranteed to impress the aunts and uncles.
Fleece-wearing, dog-rearing, and law degree-bearing, the Fleece Navidaddy is guaranteed to impress the aunts and uncles.
by nolandc December 24, 2019
(n.) a category of Netflix and Chill, the social phenomenon of watching serial killer documentaries on Netflix with a romantic love interest.
Often initiated by a young woman who wants to send a message to their crush: "I'm cute, edgy, and I have the tools to kill you should you mess with me." Has caused a boom in the number of millennials with an interest the heinous crimes of psychopaths.
Often initiated by a young woman who wants to send a message to their crush: "I'm cute, edgy, and I have the tools to kill you should you mess with me." Has caused a boom in the number of millennials with an interest the heinous crimes of psychopaths.
by nolandc September 16, 2019
(n.) the act of sneezing on someone's neck, effectively replacing the need for a Kleenex tissue.
Often leads to fist fights or broken friendships
Often leads to fist fights or broken friendships
by nolandc September 02, 2019