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A nuanced way to express that you want to throw yourself off a cliff.
Uttered in situations of overwhelming awkwardness, discomfort, or disappointment.
Uttered in situations of overwhelming awkwardness, discomfort, or disappointment.
by nolandc November 16, 2019
Get the cliff vibesmug. A highly-addictive song. Flow so stimulating it causes withdrawal symptoms, like Crack Cocaine.
Track Flowcaine forces addicted listeners to keep one AirPod in during meetings or lectures. In cases of overdose, addicts hum Track Flowcaine's melody and tap its beat in public.
Track Flowcaine forces addicted listeners to keep one AirPod in during meetings or lectures. In cases of overdose, addicts hum Track Flowcaine's melody and tap its beat in public.
by nolandc February 14, 2020
Get the Track Flowcainemug. (v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.
Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.
Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.
Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
Get the Vacuum a kissmug. The cold and lonely chill of speaking to a guy who believes he can impersonate Matthew McConaughey and is dead set on showing you.
The victim of Alright Alright Fright may gag, shiver, and hustle out of the pregame, haunted.
The victim of Alright Alright Fright may gag, shiver, and hustle out of the pregame, haunted.
Tom gave Becca Alright Alright Fright when he slithered into the living room and hissed "Alright, alright, alright."
by nolandc October 2, 2019
Get the Alright Alright Frightmug. (n.) the act of writing non-work-related content into a spreadsheet while at work, so as if to appear you're toiling away.
Veiled procrastination. Allows the Excel-poet to engage in confident eye contact whenever the boss walks by. Meanwhile, sweaty colleagues scramble to appear busy, mystified.
Veiled procrastination. Allows the Excel-poet to engage in confident eye contact whenever the boss walks by. Meanwhile, sweaty colleagues scramble to appear busy, mystified.
by nolandc September 24, 2019
Get the Excel Poetrymug. (n.) During an argument with your significant other, vigorously repeating "I love you" for minutes, hours (or however long it takes) so that your partner stops arguing and goes to bed.
Such acts of heinous repetition are reserved for the endgames of critical arguments. If overused, endgame filibusters will cause the individual to go blue in the face, and potentially cause their partner to break up with them.
Often resembles demonic possession.
Such acts of heinous repetition are reserved for the endgames of critical arguments. If overused, endgame filibusters will cause the individual to go blue in the face, and potentially cause their partner to break up with them.
Often resembles demonic possession.
Person 1: "...I love you I love you I love you I love you --"
Person 2: "I can't believe you are endgame filibustering me."
Person 1: "-- I love you I love you I love..."
Person 2: "I can't believe you are endgame filibustering me."
Person 1: "-- I love you I love you I love..."
by nolandc September 15, 2019
Get the Endgame filibustermug. (n.) resisting change as long as possible before its too late. Seen in all walks of life, including interpersonal issues to international affairs. Named after Popeyes' delayed entry into the chicken sandwich industry to compete with Chik-fil-A.
Karen: "Tom wants to cut his hair the day before our wedding."
Lisa: "It's a Popeyes maneuver, plain and simple."
Lisa: "It's a Popeyes maneuver, plain and simple."
by nolandc August 31, 2019
Get the Popeyes maneuvermug.