(n.) the act of sneezing on someone's neck, effectively replacing the need for a Kleenex tissue.
Often leads to fist fights or broken friendships
Often leads to fist fights or broken friendships
by nolandc September 02, 2019
(n.) A millennial who has founded several limited liability companies (LLCs) to absolutely no success. The companies generally don't exist outside of their LinkedIn profiles and resumes.
These individuals believe they are gods of money, but in fact are merely pawns of capitalism.
These individuals believe they are gods of money, but in fact are merely pawns of capitalism.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
Denoting the American middle class.
Unlike the French Bourgeoisie, the BourJersey prefers tankinis to martinis, the Jersey Shore to the Seine, burgers to baguette, flip flops to Stan Smiths, and vape pens to cigarettes.
Unlike the French Bourgeoisie, the BourJersey prefers tankinis to martinis, the Jersey Shore to the Seine, burgers to baguette, flip flops to Stan Smiths, and vape pens to cigarettes.
Lauren met a very bourjersey dude on Tinder, and they went on a date at the Boardwalk and tossed a football until dawn.
by nolandc October 04, 2019
(n.) An automatic behavior affecting individuals who enter a relationship after years of being single.
Includes hogging the covers at night, booking travel without consultation, or forgetting your partner at home when going to social events.
Includes hogging the covers at night, booking travel without consultation, or forgetting your partner at home when going to social events.
by nolandc September 08, 2019
(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.
Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.
Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.
Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
The cold and lonely chill of speaking to a guy who believes he can impersonate Matthew McConaughey and is dead set on showing you.
The victim of Alright Alright Fright may gag, shiver, and hustle out of the pregame, haunted.
The victim of Alright Alright Fright may gag, shiver, and hustle out of the pregame, haunted.
Tom gave Becca Alright Alright Fright when he slithered into the living room and hissed "Alright, alright, alright."
by nolandc October 02, 2019
(n.) a way to refer to the group of friends you're most comfortable and familiar being around.
The bread and wine are a mixture of your "day 1's", "BFFs", "bros", and "OGs." They represent the flesh and blood of your friend group.
The bread and wine are a mixture of your "day 1's", "BFFs", "bros", and "OGs." They represent the flesh and blood of your friend group.
by nolandc September 12, 2019