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Definitions by nolandc

crust worldview

(n.) the effort to appreciate the less-loved aspects of a person.

Derives from enjoying a pizza for its crust.
Hannah: I am working to love you for your Cereal addiction.
Mike: Thank you for taking a crust worldview.
crust worldview by nolandc September 2, 2019

1-800 prophecy 

(n.) a correct prediction when one's phone rings that it is a telemarketer calling.

A 1-800 prophecy is often celebrated by briefly answering the call to insult the telemarketer.
We toasted to Cameron's 1-800 prophecy at dinner.
1-800 prophecy by nolandc September 2, 2019

K2 Complex 

(n.) a sensation of inferiority arising in an ultra-tall person when they walk into a room and there is someone taller.

Named after the second highest mountain on earth, K2.
Shaq struggled with a K2 Complex when playing against Yao Ming.
K2 Complex by nolandc September 2, 2019

Hella foot

A euphemism to describe someone extremely tall.
Jim is hella foot.

Karen is like, hella foot ten.
Hella foot by nolandc August 31, 2019

Sexual Tension Solar System

(n.) A unit of one female and 4+ males that hangs out together. Held together because the girl is leading all of them on simultaneously.
Between classes, Meg received a massage from two members of her sexual tension solar system.
(Adj.) Descriptive term for a frame whom all the guys hang out with in a group, because each of them finds her attractive. She often moves around town in a Sexual Tension Solar System.
Mick: Lucy rolled into the function with 6 brothers.
Mitt: Damn she's clung.
Clung by nolandc August 31, 2019

Popeyes maneuver 

(n.) resisting change as long as possible before its too late. Seen in all walks of life, including interpersonal issues to international affairs. Named after Popeyes' delayed entry into the chicken sandwich industry to compete with Chik-fil-A.
Karen: "Tom wants to cut his hair the day before our wedding."
Lisa: "It's a Popeyes maneuver, plain and simple."
Popeyes maneuver by nolandc August 31, 2019