Definitions by nolandc
1-800 prophecy
(n.) a correct prediction when one's phone rings that it is a telemarketer calling.
A 1-800 prophecy is often celebrated by briefly answering the call to insult the telemarketer.
A 1-800 prophecy is often celebrated by briefly answering the call to insult the telemarketer.
1-800 prophecy by nolandc September 2, 2019
K2 Complex
(n.) a sensation of inferiority arising in an ultra-tall person when they walk into a room and there is someone taller.
Named after the second highest mountain on earth, K2.
Named after the second highest mountain on earth, K2.
K2 Complex by nolandc September 2, 2019
Sexual Tension Solar System
(n.) A unit of one female and 4+ males that hangs out together. Held together because the girl is leading all of them on simultaneously.
Sexual Tension Solar System by nolandc August 31, 2019
Clung
(Adj.) Descriptive term for a frame whom all the guys hang out with in a group, because each of them finds her attractive. She often moves around town in a Sexual Tension Solar System.
Popeyes maneuver
(n.) resisting change as long as possible before its too late. Seen in all walks of life, including interpersonal issues to international affairs. Named after Popeyes' delayed entry into the chicken sandwich industry to compete with Chik-fil-A.
Karen: "Tom wants to cut his hair the day before our wedding."
Lisa: "It's a Popeyes maneuver, plain and simple."
Lisa: "It's a Popeyes maneuver, plain and simple."
Popeyes maneuver by nolandc August 31, 2019