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fried-cat-balls

those little crunchy white things they serve in chinese resturaunts with everything.

Susie ate the fried cat balls with her Pu PU platter thinking they were some sort of vegetable.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Thong

an undergarment worn by women where the backside is usually jammed straigh up the ass causing an all day wedgie

u will never get me in a thong! u will never get me in a thong! i only wear silk g strings!

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 26, 2003

blow up doll

the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*

Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

nasalectomy

the act of one shoving their penis up inside another persons nasal cavity and attempting to have sex with it

Sally had to go to the hospital on account of her boyfriend got drunk the previous night and had given her a failed nasalectomy.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

tuna muncher

1 an animal or creature that eats tuna fish
2 someone male or female who licks dirty pussies

1 that dolphin is such a tuna muncher

2 wow john is such a dirty tuna muncher

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 28, 2003

cow boy

a sick bastard dressed up im leather riding animals around a ring for his fans and later having sex with the bulls and goats.

Dont let ur babies grow up to be cow boys! thats animal cruelty

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

headdisapearance

the effect of sleeping with a hooker with crabs, by the next morning after the encounter the male realizez that the head of his genitals has broken off inside the hooker

After a night of painful sloppy sex Freddy noticed that he had come down with headdisapearance.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003