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Definitions by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith

ercetile disfunction 

what happens when a guys gets a pice of cotton stuck into the tip of his penis
Bradley suffered from erectile disfuntion for several weeks because he thought it would be fun to stick a Q tip in the tip.
the awful vile rotten scent that seems to linger in between the legs of nasty women ie hookers sluts and trailer trash
Don swore his ex used to keep an aquarium full of fish between her legs.

deep throater 

one who can take a mans full penis length in their mouth without gagging. *note if the penis is less than 5 inches deep throating is not possible*
Maggie was known as a deep throater all throughout her school.

blow up doll 

the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*
Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.
that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.
i hate my phone i hate my phone i hate my phone!
a sick bastard dressed up im leather riding animals around a ring for his fans and later having sex with the bulls and goats.
Dont let ur babies grow up to be cow boys! thats animal cruelty

dickhead 

a guy who tries to get with a girl just so he can have sex with her and act like a total jerk!
Micheal prides him self on being called a dickhead