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cow boy

a sick bastard dressed up im leather riding animals around a ring for his fans and later having sex with the bulls and goats.

Dont let ur babies grow up to be cow boys! thats animal cruelty

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

blow up doll

the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*

Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

dickhead

a guy who tries to get with a girl just so he can have sex with her and act like a total jerk!

Micheal prides him self on being called a dickhead

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

muffdiving

the act of licking a females gential area usually one more than one female at a time

hey John my my girl wants me to go muffdiving on her and her room mates!

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

5 pounds

one large cum wad

Kyle chocked on Garys 5 pounds.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

T.H.O

Titty Hard On the act of ones nipples contracting and getting "hard"

Maggie was embarassed because all her class mates could see her T.H.O through her shirt.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003