Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.
Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.
by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003
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bad aim

the act of trying to ecajulate in ur partners mouth and accidentaly shooting them in the eye.
Kimberly needed to have her eye removed due to Roberts bad aim.
by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003
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