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Definitions by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith

Titty Hard On the act of ones nipples contracting and getting "hard"
Maggie was embarassed because all her class mates could see her T.H.O through her shirt.

Crooked hooker 

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.
Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

headdisapearance

the effect of sleeping with a hooker with crabs, by the next morning after the encounter the male realizez that the head of his genitals has broken off inside the hooker
After a night of painful sloppy sex Freddy noticed that he had come down with headdisapearance.

sac-affixiation 

the act of choking and a mans testicals and loosing air due to the large ball of pubic hair lodged in ones throat.
Molly's grandfather died of sac-affixiation

nasalectomy 

the act of one shoving their penis up inside another persons nasal cavity and attempting to have sex with it
Sally had to go to the hospital on account of her boyfriend got drunk the previous night and had given her a failed nasalectomy.

hard drive 

that dirty little thing in Bill gates pants that he always wants cleaned by those expensive bus stop hookers.
Bill gates asked crackhead mandy to "clean out" his hard drive for him.

fried-cat-balls

those little crunchy white things they serve in chinese resturaunts with everything.
Susie ate the fried cat balls with her Pu PU platter thinking they were some sort of vegetable.