homofagtard

a menatlly challanged gay bandit.

Bob married Chris not knowing he was a homofagtard.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

5 pounds

one large cum wad

Kyle chocked on Garys 5 pounds.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

blow up doll

the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*

Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

headdisapearance

the effect of sleeping with a hooker with crabs, by the next morning after the encounter the male realizez that the head of his genitals has broken off inside the hooker

After a night of painful sloppy sex Freddy noticed that he had come down with headdisapearance.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

sac-affixiation

the act of choking and a mans testicals and loosing air due to the large ball of pubic hair lodged in ones throat.

Molly's grandfather died of sac-affixiation

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

dog food

what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country

todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 28, 2003

cheekmuncher

one who excessively gives rim jobs and loves the "chocolate" toppings they tend to get on the tip of their tongue.

Mary dumped her boyfriend because he was a total cheekmuncher.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003