hard drive

that dirty little thing in Bill gates pants that he always wants cleaned by those expensive bus stop hookers.
Bill gates asked crackhead mandy to "clean out" his hard drive for him.
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fish

the awful vile rotten scent that seems to linger in between the legs of nasty women ie hookers sluts and trailer trash
Don swore his ex used to keep an aquarium full of fish between her legs.
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ass pirate

one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around
Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.
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dickhead

a guy who tries to get with a girl just so he can have sex with her and act like a total jerk!
Micheal prides him self on being called a dickhead
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Thong

an undergarment worn by women where the backside is usually jammed straigh up the ass causing an all day wedgie
u will never get me in a thong! u will never get me in a thong! i only wear silk g strings!
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fried-cat-balls

those little crunchy white things they serve in chinese resturaunts with everything.
Susie ate the fried cat balls with her Pu PU platter thinking they were some sort of vegetable.
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muffdiving

the act of licking a females gential area usually one more than one female at a time
hey John my my girl wants me to go muffdiving on her and her room mates!
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