I'm room mates with another parolee and he never shuts the fuck up. He's a little off. I think he might be a bicycle seat sniffer.
by nickreaper October 21, 2011
Get the bicycle seat sniffer mug.When two men rub and glide their erect penises against one another as a sexual activity. Often done while at the same time french kissing. More commonly known as sword fighting.
Bob: "What are you, twelve years old? No gay guys don't have sex by rubbing their dicks together. They have anal sex...usually. I'm sure there's more to it than just that."
13 year old: "They also rub their dicks together. It's called fencing."
Bob: "I'm sure you know that from experience..."
13 year old: "Oh fuck you, Bob!"
13 year old: "They also rub their dicks together. It's called fencing."
Bob: "I'm sure you know that from experience..."
13 year old: "Oh fuck you, Bob!"
by nickreaper September 03, 2012
Get the Fencing mug.The pseudonym of a British comedian who reviews knock off gaming sytems, action figures, mp3 players, or any other interesting tat that winds up in his local PoundLand.
He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE.
He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing.
He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.
He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE.
He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing.
He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.
Garitt the Pumpkin Wrangler: "Hey, did you see the latest Ashens video?"
Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it"
Garitt: "W-...what?"
Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit"
Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it"
Garitt: "W-...what?"
Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit"
by nickreaper December 17, 2011
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