Definitions by nickreaper
Uncle Nephew
The incestious offspring of your grandmother and your brother, or your grandfather and your sister. Being the brother of your mother, and therefore your uncle, and the son of your sister, and therefore your nephew. He is your respectable Uncle Nephew, and he is quite a debauchery of gene mixing.
Good Ol' Leonard Bobby Ferguson was sitting on the top of Mount Rushmore one day when he saw his Grandmother wearing a very revealing outfit.
See, him and his Grandmother were only about twenty years apart due to the family tradition of giving birth at the age of ten. Leonard, who I'll refer to from now on as Leo, felt the old feelings rising in him again and brought his family to a new low by commiting an act of incest with his own grandmother, which she enjoyed just as much as he did...for fuck's sake.
Anyway, eight (not nine) months later their offspring was born. Leo's brother Siegfried reluctantly called this new family member his "Uncle Nephew."
See, him and his Grandmother were only about twenty years apart due to the family tradition of giving birth at the age of ten. Leonard, who I'll refer to from now on as Leo, felt the old feelings rising in him again and brought his family to a new low by commiting an act of incest with his own grandmother, which she enjoyed just as much as he did...for fuck's sake.
Anyway, eight (not nine) months later their offspring was born. Leo's brother Siegfried reluctantly called this new family member his "Uncle Nephew."
Uncle Nephew by nickreaper January 3, 2012
Ashens
The pseudonym of a British comedian who reviews knock off gaming sytems, action figures, mp3 players, or any other interesting tat that winds up in his local PoundLand.
He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE.
He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing.
He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.
He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE.
He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing.
He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.
Garitt the Pumpkin Wrangler: "Hey, did you see the latest Ashens video?"
Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it"
Garitt: "W-...what?"
Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit"
Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it"
Garitt: "W-...what?"
Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit"
Ashens by nickreaper December 17, 2011
Bob
A name you might call someone when you've forgotten their real name, or are just screwing with them. Best used on a person who doesn't fit the name at all, like a woman, or someone with a very long, complicated name that has a lot of sylables.
The Mysterious Mr. Man: "Hey, what's your name?...Uh, Bob...yeah, Bob. Can you get that armadillo for me?"
Xeanequa: "You're a dick"
Mr. Man: "And you have no sense of humor"
Xeanequa: "You're a dick"
Mr. Man: "And you have no sense of humor"
Bob by nickreaper December 17, 2011
God
I decided to summon God on December 21, 2012 and it turns out he's a ferret with a white robe and a long white beard. I picked God up and started throwing him at random people causing them to turn to dust.
God by nickreaper December 2, 2011
Child Mongler
1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.
2. Any pedophile.
Derived from the term Cock Mongler.
2. Any pedophile.
Derived from the term Cock Mongler.
1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."
2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."
2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."
Child Mongler by nickreaper October 26, 2011
Soul Mongler
Cock Mongler's dark alter ego. Using it's unadulterated force to punish those who offend it...which would be everyone. It uses it's evil mongling abilities to travel deep into one's soul and molest it to shreds. It also enjoys parsley soda.
Soul Mongler by nickreaper October 21, 2011