Acronym for Piss, Food, 'n' Gas. When you stop at a gas station during a cross country road trip for those three things.
Day five. We started in Philadelphia and we finally made it all the way to Los Angeles. I've been here many times before, but never gotten here by car. Usually by plane so I'm here in five hours. It was about 48 hours total driving time, but PFGs and sleep of course made it five fuckin' days of travel!
by nickreaper January 18, 2012
Bob: My dog's name is Dioji.
Bob 2: What?
Bob: Dioji...think about it.
Bob 2: Oh, I get it. That, uh...that's not funny.
Bob 2: What?
Bob: Dioji...think about it.
Bob 2: Oh, I get it. That, uh...that's not funny.
by nickreaper February 10, 2012
The incestious offspring of your grandmother and your brother, or your grandfather and your sister. Being the brother of your mother, and therefore your uncle, and the son of your sister, and therefore your nephew. He is your respectable Uncle Nephew, and he is quite a debauchery of gene mixing.
Good Ol' Leonard Bobby Ferguson was sitting on the top of Mount Rushmore one day when he saw his Grandmother wearing a very revealing outfit.
See, him and his Grandmother were only about twenty years apart due to the family tradition of giving birth at the age of ten. Leonard, who I'll refer to from now on as Leo, felt the old feelings rising in him again and brought his family to a new low by commiting an act of incest with his own grandmother, which she enjoyed just as much as he did...for fuck's sake.
Anyway, eight (not nine) months later their offspring was born. Leo's brother Siegfried reluctantly called this new family member his "Uncle Nephew."
See, him and his Grandmother were only about twenty years apart due to the family tradition of giving birth at the age of ten. Leonard, who I'll refer to from now on as Leo, felt the old feelings rising in him again and brought his family to a new low by commiting an act of incest with his own grandmother, which she enjoyed just as much as he did...for fuck's sake.
Anyway, eight (not nine) months later their offspring was born. Leo's brother Siegfried reluctantly called this new family member his "Uncle Nephew."
by nickreaper January 03, 2012
1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.
2. Any pedophile.
Derived from the term Cock Mongler.
2. Any pedophile.
Derived from the term Cock Mongler.
1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."
2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."
2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."
by nickreaper October 26, 2011
I'm room mates with another parolee and he never shuts the fuck up. He's a little off. I think he might be a bicycle seat sniffer.
by nickreaper October 22, 2011
An imaginary day created by the Easter Bunny. There are so many great things about this day. Now, for one it's Februaury, which never goes past 29 days. Most months only go up to 31 days, so "32nd" would sound a bit more obvious. Something about 33rd makes it sound more like a real day. Think about it. If you heard a movie trailer that said "February 33rd" you wouldn't think twice about.
Wit' 'dis giant Easta' egg bomb, I'm-a blow ya' to 'de imaginary day of February 33, in which you'll be trapt' fo' all eternity.
Squeek.
Squeek.
by nickreaper September 04, 2012
What a cinnabon should be called. Each comes with it's own cup of piping hot cum. Coined by stand-up comedian Louis C.K.
Yeah, give me a Fat Faggot Treat please...Yes with the hot cum! What, do you think I have integrity? I'm getting a cinnabon right now...at the airport...that I arrived at! I could go home and eat real food, but I'm getting a fuckin' cinnabon, an old one too! How long have you had these laying out?
by nickreaper March 07, 2012