nicK's definitions

867-5309

"Jenny"'s number from Jonny Twotone's song, "867-5309 Jenny". Most people have tried actualy calling this number in many area codes, but since this song is as old as the 70's, most likely no one uses this number. Almost as rare to find as the number from the movie "Bruce Allmighty" on the bleeper before it was changed to "555-1234"

Person 1: Hey, call 867-5309
Person 2: Dude, I've tried every area code, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, none of them work.

by Nick November 30, 2004

Slimey McGerkins

The shitty green stuff inside McDonald burgers.

"Big Mac please. No Slimey McGerkins."

by Nick September 14, 2004

governator

Arnold, the governor of california

People of Caleeforneea, prepare to be governated. Gray Davis, look out, or I will totally recall you.

by Nick December 4, 2003

twasted

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.

Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted

by Nick March 26, 2005

wicked

Adverb. Severe and distressing; used as an intensive: very, in a high degree; extremely: truly; absolutely: totally.

Used to express awe. Awesome.

That guy is a wicked shitlicker. I am wicked happy. That was wicked admirable. I have a wicked boner.

Wicked!

From an Old Bostonian and a Middle English, an alteration of wicke, ultimately from Old English wicca, sorcerer. See witch.

by nick May 6, 2005

five finger discount

stealing

got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.

by nick August 21, 2003

green day

I had a lot of respect for green day until the came out with american idiot. Which means they sold out and started to do the waaaaa our life sucks emo shit. But I still give a lot of credit to them for every album before american idiot.

the sadest thing about green day is there is actually 4 people in there they barely ever show the 4th guy but he does all the solo's. at least on the new album.

by Nick February 5, 2005