neil's definitions

ekta

A girl with a large booty and possessing a nasty habit of laughing while acting childish.

Wow... watch out for that Ekta over there, she might prank ya

by Neil March 28, 2005

vini

A small oompa loompa like creature that feeds off of philosophy and coffee.

I went to Starbucks only to find a Vini attacking the waitress.

by Neil March 27, 2005

oklahoma city

was born here in okc. there is not shit here but my grandma, grandpa, uncle, and cousin, i will be back to see all of you.

i'm not forgetting you James on 10th st.

by Neil March 24, 2005

Avril Lavinge

winner of the Hot Topic national "Customer of the year" award. For five years running.

And this year, our customer of the year award goes to...*Drum roll*...Ahh crap, her again...

by Neil March 19, 2005

chizafied

when one is inibriated to the point, that when there stumbeling through their front door their butt crack is hanging out.

matt was so chizafied that we finally found out where jimmy hoffa's body has been buried.

by Neil March 12, 2005

jarhead

A word used in military to make fun of marines.

Stupid Mother F'in Damn jarhead

by Neil March 12, 2005

carbohydrate

any group of organic compounds that collaborate with sugar, starch, cellulose, gum and other crap and servers as a major enregy source in animals. made by plants that need sunlight fo photysynthesis.

how many carbs in that sub jared? carbs? fool this is atkins!

by Neil March 8, 2005