jimshirts

A snarky shirt containing a silk-screened image that's intended to be accepted and received by other's as a normal 'funny t-shirt,' while conveying a hidden message about an incident that everyone who's 'in the loop' should know about.

CP and Kobe wore their jimshirts to work today. No one else noticed that the Berzerk message was about the memo that went out last week.

by NCdubmixer January 11, 2010

verbal carbs

Adding filler words & phrases to make what is being said sound more important.

Someone uttering useless sayings like, "At the end of the day ..., " "In reality ... , " & "To be honest with you ..." is guilty of serving verbal carbs.

by NCdubmixer September 13, 2011

t.m.i. TMZ

When someone shares too much personal information about someone else's private life when gossiping.

Coworker #1: "Did you hear about Adam?"

Coworker #2: "No, what happened?"

Coworker #1: "He got an STD from a girl he met on Myspace."

Coworker #2: "t.m.i. TMZ - I don't need or want to know that."

by NCdubmixer February 18, 2011

fudgesicle fu manchu

The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.

Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.

by NCdubmixer August 17, 2009

Creep Cred

Being creepy to the point where it becomes a noteworthy trait.

"Mary unfriended Chris on facebook. She went so far as to block Jim."
"Yeah, Jim's def got Creep Cred is she blocked him!"

by ncdubmixer December 16, 2014

chewy shorts

The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and stops shaving her legs above the knees.

We only dated for a few weeks when she started growin' chewy shorts.

by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009

culinary columbine

A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.

His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.

by NCdubmixer November 21, 2009