ncdubmixer's definitions

jimshirts

A snarky shirt containing a silk-screened image that's intended to be accepted and received by other's as a normal 'funny t-shirt,' while conveying a hidden message about an incident that everyone who's 'in the loop' should know about.

CP and Kobe wore their jimshirts to work today. No one else noticed that the Berzerk message was about the memo that went out last week.

by NCdubmixer January 11, 2010

chewy shorts

The hair that grows on a woman's thighs when she gets lazy and stops shaving her legs above the knees.

We only dated for a few weeks when she started growin' chewy shorts.

by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009

kate+8

When a MILF gets a haircut that looks like a fancy dessert or two toned goalie's helmet.

She got her wig busted and it looked like a Kate+8. Sculpted, tall, blonde and brown ... all it needed was peanuts and a long red spoon.

by NCdubmixer August 17, 2009

Creep Cred

Being creepy to the point where it becomes a noteworthy trait.

"Mary unfriended Chris on facebook. She went so far as to block Jim."
"Yeah, Jim's def got Creep Cred is she blocked him!"

by ncdubmixer December 16, 2014

whowee

Emotionless phrase uttered by hillbillys and country folk when something has happened that's beyond belief or comprehension.

Jeff saw his buddy's girlfriend out with another guy.

He turned and said, "whowee, there's gonna be trouble when she gets home"

by NCdubmixer October 7, 2014

digital privalege

Growing up w/ tech at your fingertips and wasting life bitching about SJW topics.

Lazy ass kids can’t relate. They’ve had internet and social media.

We had the library, no internet and card catalogs.

They CLEARLY have digital privalege!

by NCdubmixer October 15, 2019

ass kiss rodeo

Having to kiss someone's ass so much that it becomes a show in itself. This was a bit on the Adam Carolla KLSX radio show.

Everyone disagreed, but to keep their jobs they all played ass kiss rodeo to make him happy until he left the meeting.

by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009