n00b's definitions

f0g

l337 for "fuck"

f0g y0U!

by n00b January 22, 2004

Lupin

(Nickname "Moony")
Lycanthrope and Former Defense agains the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts Academy. Member of the Order of the Phoenix.

Lupid will pwn j00r arse, Voldemort

by n00b July 28, 2003

Moosie

an inner-city nickname given to a female with a very nice body, but a very empty brain

<Dude 1> Who's that fine ass girl right there?
<Dude 2> Man that's moosie
<Dude 1> Damn, another dumb ass fine girl!

by n00b January 24, 2004

sickness

wordBroken/word wordMagic/word cards.

"A Phantom Nishoba for a Silver Seraph?"
"Yeah, dude. Sickness for sickness"
"Fair enough."

"This deck has an extreme amount of sickness."

by n00b July 31, 2003

portch-monkey

nigger thats yo' slave

yo monkey get me an iced tea.

by n00b August 23, 2003

jackovasaur

The most annoying creature in the entire universe. From a horrible episode of South Park.

Jackovasaur mating call: "DOOO-WOOOOOOP!!!!"

by n00b August 14, 2003

Kardosaurus

This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "translating" them into factual accounts in the proper perspective.

1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."

2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"

by n00b December 14, 2008