Definitions by N00b
Kardosaurus
This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "translating" them into factual accounts in the proper perspective.
1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."
2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"
2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"
Kardosaurus by n00b December 14, 2008
Ass Cough California
A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt
Ass Cough California by n00b March 21, 2007
Counter-Strike Source
Counter-Strike Source by n00b May 13, 2005
pussy grown
pussy grown by n00b March 5, 2005
Cyanide
Any of various salts or esters of hydrogen cyanide containing a CN group, especially the extremely poisonous compounds potassium cyanide & sodium cyanide.
- To treat (a metal surface) with cyanide to produce a hard surface.
- To treat (an ore) with cyanide to extract gold or silver.
- To treat (a metal surface) with cyanide to produce a hard surface.
- To treat (an ore) with cyanide to extract gold or silver.
Dumb whore: "OMG, I are such a coke head."
Person with brain: "OMG you should blow a line of cyanide."
Person with brain: "OMG you should blow a line of cyanide."
Beltandin
1. To repeatedly steer conversations and attention to yourself by creating wild and imaginative stories.
2. An Attention Whore on interweb message boards who continually shines the spotlight on wild and fantastic antics.
3. A future VH1 "Behind the Music" reference when somone makes it in the recording industry and their dirty little secrets are revealed.
2. An Attention Whore on interweb message boards who continually shines the spotlight on wild and fantastic antics.
3. A future VH1 "Behind the Music" reference when somone makes it in the recording industry and their dirty little secrets are revealed.
1. "Dude! Quit being a Beltandin, no one believes all that crap can happen to one person!!"
2. "OMFG! Look at that Beltandin, he kicked his lesbian wife to the curb and is hypnotized by a pair of 19 year old knockers!"
3. "Much like the mythical Beltandin, superstar Mr. X was arrested for public nudity and transporting a minor across state lines in his early 20's."
2. "OMFG! Look at that Beltandin, he kicked his lesbian wife to the curb and is hypnotized by a pair of 19 year old knockers!"
3. "Much like the mythical Beltandin, superstar Mr. X was arrested for public nudity and transporting a minor across state lines in his early 20's."