cased up

When a person is trying to get you caught while doing something wrong

Yo man, you tryna get me cased up?

by n00b February 17, 2005

Kardosaurus

This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "translating" them into factual accounts in the proper perspective.

1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."

2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"

by n00b January 20, 2007

Moosie

an inner-city nickname given to a female with a very nice body, but a very empty brain

<Dude 1> Who's that fine ass girl right there?
<Dude 2> Man that's moosie
<Dude 1> Damn, another dumb ass fine girl!

by n00b January 25, 2004

Altazar

Former scourge of thousands. Used to be seen bringing the Justice down on geeks, dorks, kill stealers and other victims. Infamously known to come to your server, take your players, and ban their ex-boyfriends. If seen in public, lull him with the Canadian national anthem and don't make eye contact. For other information, please inquire to Safehouse.org

EQ scammer: Damn that Altazar, he banned 1000 of my accounts this month.

by n00b December 17, 2003

rivered

The loss of a winning poker hand on the very last card dealt; it is frequently followed by shock, tears, and a severe need to blow things/people up. (Halo, anyone?)

3:36pm All in preflop...equal hands...I hit a better hand on flop and turn and get rivered by my arch nemesis. Anybody with the name of Sandy that you happen to know, go ahead and punch him/her in the face for me. thx...

by n00b August 08, 2004

El Camino College

WTF, El Camino doesnt have preps going there.. The preps go to USC and UCLA and LMU and stuff.. :o

Stormin the the party like my name is El Nino, Hangin' out drinkin in the back of El Camino

by n00b April 13, 2004

Linus Torvalds

The messenger of god against the evil Microsoft.

W00T!!! L00k at that Penguin GO!

by N00b February 18, 2004