p0wnt

Alternate spelling of wordpwnt/word.

OMG...I p0wnt wordj00/word like a wordn00b/word.

by n00b August 01, 2003

kandy kid

Someone who wears kandy

Jezza

by n00b March 29, 2003

portch-monkey

nigger thats yo' slave

yo monkey get me an iced tea.

by n00b August 23, 2003

Ass Cough California

A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt

I don't feel like driving to ass cough california just to go see a damn movie.

by n00b March 19, 2007

rivered

The loss of a winning poker hand on the very last card dealt; it is frequently followed by shock, tears, and a severe need to blow things/people up. (Halo, anyone?)

3:36pm All in preflop...equal hands...I hit a better hand on flop and turn and get rivered by my arch nemesis. Anybody with the name of Sandy that you happen to know, go ahead and punch him/her in the face for me. thx...

by n00b August 08, 2004

El Camino College

WTF, El Camino doesnt have preps going there.. The preps go to USC and UCLA and LMU and stuff.. :o

Stormin the the party like my name is El Nino, Hangin' out drinkin in the back of El Camino

by n00b April 13, 2004

Linus Torvalds

The messenger of god against the evil Microsoft.

W00T!!! L00k at that Penguin GO!

by N00b February 18, 2004