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Kardosaurus

This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "translating" them into factual accounts in the proper perspective.
1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."

2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"
by n00b December 14, 2008
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Ass Cough California

A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt
I don't feel like driving to ass cough california just to go see a damn movie.
by n00b March 21, 2007
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rivered

The loss of a winning poker hand on the very last card dealt; it is frequently followed by shock, tears, and a severe need to blow things/people up. (Halo, anyone?)
3:36pm All in preflop...equal hands...I hit a better hand on flop and turn and get rivered by my arch nemesis. Anybody with the name of Sandy that you happen to know, go ahead and punch him/her in the face for me. thx...
by n00b August 8, 2004
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Counter-Strike Source

The newest Counter-Strike version that came with Half-Life 2.

Improved graphics, and physics.
Dude, wanna play some CS?
Nah, im stickin' it to CSS.
by n00b May 13, 2005
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Beltandin

1. To repeatedly steer conversations and attention to yourself by creating wild and imaginative stories.

2. An Attention Whore on interweb message boards who continually shines the spotlight on wild and fantastic antics.

3. A future VH1 "Behind the Music" reference when somone makes it in the recording industry and their dirty little secrets are revealed.
1. "Dude! Quit being a Beltandin, no one believes all that crap can happen to one person!!"

2. "OMFG! Look at that Beltandin, he kicked his lesbian wife to the curb and is hypnotized by a pair of 19 year old knockers!"

3. "Much like the mythical Beltandin, superstar Mr. X was arrested for public nudity and transporting a minor across state lines in his early 20's."
by n00b January 2, 2005
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Cyanide

Any of various salts or esters of hydrogen cyanide containing a CN group, especially the extremely poisonous compounds potassium cyanide & sodium cyanide.

- To treat (a metal surface) with cyanide to produce a hard surface.

- To treat (an ore) with cyanide to extract gold or silver.
Dumb whore: "OMG, I are such a coke head."
Person with brain: "OMG you should blow a line of cyanide."
by n00b February 17, 2005
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cased up

When a person is trying to get you caught while doing something wrong
Yo man, you tryna get me cased up?
by n00b February 17, 2005
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