N00b's definitions

bum sex

the act of taking somone up the bum.
or
the act of getting taken up the bum.

bornbad loves her bum sex!

by n00b March 31, 2003

Moosie

an inner-city nickname given to a female with a very nice body, but a very empty brain

<Dude 1> Who's that fine ass girl right there?
<Dude 2> Man that's moosie
<Dude 1> Damn, another dumb ass fine girl!

by n00b January 24, 2004

Disco Joe

Best. Arguer. Ever.

He will piss you off.

by n00b August 2, 2003

Linus Torvalds

The messenger of god against the evil Microsoft.

W00T!!! L00k at that Penguin GO!

by N00b February 18, 2004

h4x0rn

german verb of h4x0r

l4ss uns di3 kist3 h4x0rn, dud3!

by n00b January 22, 2004

jackovasaur

The most annoying creature in the entire universe. From a horrible episode of South Park.

Jackovasaur mating call: "DOOO-WOOOOOOP!!!!"

by n00b August 14, 2003

Kardosaurus

This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "translating" them into factual accounts in the proper perspective.

1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."

2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"

by n00b December 14, 2008