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Former scourge of thousands. Used to be seen bringing the Justice down on geeks, dorks, kill stealers and other victims. Infamously known to come to your server, take your players, and ban their ex-boyfriends. If seen in public, lull him with the Canadian national anthem and don't make eye contact. For other information, please inquire to Safehouse.org
EQ scammer: Damn that Altazar, he banned 1000 of my accounts this month.
Altazar by n00b December 16, 2003
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Also known as Altazar the Planet Obliterator
Damn! Did Altazar just take out THE planet?
altazar by Altazar's Fan February 9, 2004
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Alazar is a cute and handsome boy that like everyone likes he has a good sense of humor is very funny he makes you laugh he’s very smart kind he’s sometimes really jumpy sometimes he’s really clumsy he usually makes the right decision and saying things at the right time he’s nice he’ll help you out when you need help with something he’ll be there when you need him you’re lucky if you have an Alazar in your life because Alazars are really nice kind responible Brave respectful honest all the time tries to know what’s going on if someone seems down Alazar is awesome He’s THE BEST if you have an Alazar or you’ve known an Alazar for most of your life thenyour lucky because Alazars and very nice if you be mean to him he’ll compliment you he’s strong so don’t mess with him you might get hurt really bad if you have an Alazar you’re very lucky if you’re dating an Alazar you’re even luckier because you have a kind nice strong funny helpful person in your life that’s A ALAZAR
That’s Alazar for ya
Alazar by Abdullalashaan December 17, 2019
I have moved out of my alcazar because it is haunted by horrifying ghosts and ghoulies.
alcazar by Tigress1000 November 13, 2016
A person who looks like Waluigi and is down to fuck any man that comes his way.His favorite hobby is stalking an old man called Phang and watching Dora the Explorer
Oh no, Alazare is here, run!!!
alazare by Eugene134 September 19, 2020
Very good,loyal and honest person that was revived from death by God
God told alazar to come back to life
From the holy bible
Alazar by Salazar wt5 January 14, 2019
A leng male with a long 9 inch penis. His penis will most probably end up deep inside your girlfriends mouth. He also pulls many girls because of his stunningly beautiful dimples.
Make sure an aleazar doesn’t end up having his dick in Briana’s mouth again
Aleazar by Bob harz October 13, 2019
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