Ass Cough California

A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt
I don't feel like driving to ass cough california just to go see a damn movie.
by n00b March 21, 2007
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bum sex

the act of taking somone up the bum.
or
the act of getting taken up the bum.
bornbad loves her bum sex!
by n00b March 31, 2003
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Lupin

(Nickname "Moony")
Lycanthrope and Former Defense agains the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts Academy. Member of the Order of the Phoenix.
Lupid will pwn j00r arse, Voldemort
by n00b July 28, 2003
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zwan

A god-like band that happens to include Billy Corgan but that, unlike the bald taskmasker's previous band, is not built around his image. Other than Billy Corgan's unmistakable voice they have a unique sound, but it can best be likened to a more mature Pumpkins completely exorcised of whining and with more guitars (if that were possible). The Pumpkins were a great band, but it's time to move on already! Corgan says as much in his interviews.

Zwan's first album, Mary Star of the Sea, will likely turn off metalhead kiddies but fans of fresh rock music will welcome it. Standout tracks include the invigorating opener, "Lyric", the lament "Of a Broken Heart" and the readio-friendly single "Honestly".
Zwan rock, give them a listen.
by n00b April 24, 2003
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pietry

a word for gay german wardrivers
look, it's a pietry!
by n00b January 22, 2004
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BMX

bmx is the best fucking sport ever- now stop reading these gay ass definitions
and go ride your bike. run over some skaters too.
fit, standard, volume, fbm, s&m- no gt, is not a bmx bike nor is ur stupid ass dyno.
by n00b August 31, 2003
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Beltandin

1. To repeatedly steer conversations and attention to yourself by creating wild and imaginative stories.

2. An Attention Whore on interweb message boards who continually shines the spotlight on wild and fantastic antics.

3. A future VH1 "Behind the Music" reference when somone makes it in the recording industry and their dirty little secrets are revealed.
1. "Dude! Quit being a Beltandin, no one believes all that crap can happen to one person!!"

2. "OMFG! Look at that Beltandin, he kicked his lesbian wife to the curb and is hypnotized by a pair of 19 year old knockers!"

3. "Much like the mythical Beltandin, superstar Mr. X was arrested for public nudity and transporting a minor across state lines in his early 20's."
by n00b January 02, 2005
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