Britjob

A (tit)job with Britney Spears

Britjob
Baby
One more
Time

by n008a April 12, 2009

Nixon generator

1.
A device created by a mad Dutch scientist to create more Richard Nixons for world domination by knavery and villainy on an unprecedented scale in the history of mankind.
2.
A song by Tertius, see www.myspace.com/tiruset

We had better turn of the Nixon generator for a moment, it's overheat!

by n008a April 12, 2009

Eurothrash

Derogatory term for Europeans, often used by rednecks who don't appreciate culture.....
and stuff.

Big Fat Texan:
Hey Eurothrash, we saved you in '45 didn't we? Or else ya would've been speakin' freakin' German!

Jean Baptiste the French Smartass:
Hey Big One, English is a form of Saxon (German) so you are the one speakin' freakin' German you lardass!

by n008a April 11, 2009

vetosexual

Someone who can and will forbid all forms of sex.

person 1:I'd like do to perform some coitus now.
person 2: Thou shalt not pass. For I am a vetosexual!

by n008a April 12, 2009

p1$$

covert slang for the act of urinating.

Man I need to take a p1$$ again. It's the beer I guess

by n008a April 11, 2009

spleen detector

A crude wooden elongated device operated by many of the police forces around the world. It's intensity of use varies from region to region. Has found world wide application in the field of soccer riots.

(The reality of the spleen detector)
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!

#CRUNCH#

Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*

Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.

by n008a April 12, 2009

human error

Constant factor in anything we do.
Cause for most of social, economic, psychological, political, military, etc. problems and blunders.

For great human errors see: "Dubya" and "communism".

For the opposite see: "Hal 9000"

Hal 9000 in incapable of human error, it's a bloody machine!

by n008a April 12, 2009