14 definitions by n008a

p1$$

covert slang for the act of urinating.

Man I need to take a p1$$ again. It's the beer I guess

by n008a April 12, 2009

U.S. of Fucking Aye!

a celebratory form of the abbreviation U.S.A.

Peasant: Where do you live and do you like it there?
Wild Bill: I live in The U.S. of Fucking Aye! so yeah! fuckin' aye, Mr. peasant!

by n008a April 12, 2009

Tyrannosaurus Max

The newest shitty no quality sport shoe by Nike made by Vietnamese children for a lump of rice a day.
With this model Nike plans to take over the world, by first immobilizing people due to trenchfoot a la Tyrannosaurus Max.

Sane person: Wow those shoes are awful!

Person that pays > $150 for very bad shoes:
Don't you like my new Tyrannosaurus Max's?

Sane person: whateva....

by n008a April 12, 2009

Nixon generator

1.
A device created by a mad Dutch scientist to create more Richard Nixons for world domination by knavery and villainy on an unprecedented scale in the history of mankind.
2.
A song by Tertius, see www.myspace.com/tiruset

We had better turn of the Nixon generator for a moment, it's overheat!

by n008a April 12, 2009

oboe

Pronounced "Owbu" in English.
Slang for a joint in Dutch.

Jij moet niet zo veel oboe roken ouwe!

(Don't smoke that many joints stupid!)

by n008a April 12, 2009

spleen detector

A crude wooden elongated device operated by many of the police forces around the world. It's intensity of use varies from region to region. Has found world wide application in the field of soccer riots.

(The reality of the spleen detector)
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!

#CRUNCH#

Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*

Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.

by n008a April 12, 2009

Shut up and Drive

Initially a song by Rihanna, later covered by that little sadist Chris Brown. In this cover he slaps his b1tch and tells her to drive.

R: I wanna do something fun Chris!
C: O shut up and drive

*bif* *poem* *sobbing*
C: Ye like that huh?

R:I'm sorry Chris. Will never happen again


(lol)

by n008a April 12, 2009