n008a's definitions

vetosexual

Someone who can and will forbid all forms of sex.

person 1:I'd like do to perform some coitus now.
person 2: Thou shalt not pass. For I am a vetosexual!

by n008a April 12, 2009

Tyrannosaurus Max

The newest shitty no quality sport shoe by Nike made by Vietnamese children for a lump of rice a day.
With this model Nike plans to take over the world, by first immobilizing people due to trenchfoot a la Tyrannosaurus Max.

Sane person: Wow those shoes are awful!

Person that pays > $150 for very bad shoes:
Don't you like my new Tyrannosaurus Max's?

Sane person: whateva....

by n008a April 11, 2009

Shut up and Drive

Initially a song by Rihanna, later covered by that little sadist Chris Brown. In this cover he slaps his b1tch and tells her to drive.

R: I wanna do something fun Chris!
C: O shut up and drive

*bif* *poem* *sobbing*
C: Ye like that huh?

R:I'm sorry Chris. Will never happen again


(lol)

by n008a April 11, 2009

Hobbitler

A really militant racist hobbit with all sorts of issues.
Oh and they come with the hairy feet.

Orc: That hobbitler just gave me a headbutt in the family jewels!
Frodo: Schweinhund!

by n008a April 12, 2009

p1$$

covert slang for the act of urinating.

Man I need to take a p1$$ again. It's the beer I guess

by n008a April 11, 2009

spleen detector

A crude wooden elongated device operated by many of the police forces around the world. It's intensity of use varies from region to region. Has found world wide application in the field of soccer riots.

(The reality of the spleen detector)
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!

#CRUNCH#

Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*

Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.

by n008a April 12, 2009

human error

Constant factor in anything we do.
Cause for most of social, economic, psychological, political, military, etc. problems and blunders.

For great human errors see: "Dubya" and "communism".

For the opposite see: "Hal 9000"

Hal 9000 in incapable of human error, it's a bloody machine!

by n008a April 12, 2009