order in the court

a sexual maneuver in which the male kneels on the female's shoulders and then proceeds to slap her on the forehead with his wang while yelling "order in the court!"

F:"not now honey, i'm tired..."
M: >thwap thwap thwap< ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!

by myname April 04, 2004

Texas Toilet Paper

That toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. Aptly named Texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don't take shit from nobody.

The company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now I wait til i get home to take a shit.

by Myname July 31, 2004

dorkey

1. Very nasty person, plays strange music. Talks too much stupid stuff.
2. Insult for dumb persons.

You dorkey! He's a real dorkey, man!

by myName May 13, 2005

hunger

the feeling of something imaginary ripping at the inside of your stomach which one learns to ignore and proceed with the day

hmm i had hunger but oh well it doesnt matter

by myname June 12, 2003

leching

A very cool person that eats boogers.

I saw Rose the other day. She was such a LeChing!

by MyName March 31, 2003

buttfluff

The hair that covers your butt-cheeks.
May look disgusting sometimes, but still rocks when making fun of it.
Also good for showing your lack of respect for another person.

"Hey dude, let's go and set my buttfluff on fire."
"Shibby!"

or

"You're a dick man."
"Ah touch my buttfluff, ass eyes."

by Myname June 15, 2004

srki

The god of Pr0n

by myname February 04, 2003