mr. u-be-u's definitions

fartinger

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.

The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.

by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

farshit

Unintentional escape of shit while passing gas. Typically occurs while trying to fart at early stage of diarrhea.

Man, I farshitted my pants again! sooo embarrasing...

by Mr. U-be-U May 19, 2008

Fartricide

act of committing fratricide by farting; fartricidal

The little farty-pant had dreams of fartricide at an early age. This tragedy was bound to happen :-(

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

post-fartum blues

sense of loss and emptiness felt after a farticularly satisfying fart that has been building up gradually over a long period of time

She never recovered from her post-fartum blues.

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

DEAD

Hexadecimal digits D, E, A, and D. Some programmers set 16-bit chunks in computer data mem to DEAD at boot-up, before apps are started.

While debugging that fuckhead's program, I dumped memory and it displayed all DEAD. I knew right then his mem pointer was all fucked up.

by Mr. U-be-U January 10, 2009

shartenfreude

to get a sense of schadenfreude from seeing someone shart or farshit him/herself in public

Bart had an overwhelming sense of shartenfreude when Ms. Crabapple farshitted herself in class

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

fartesy

A fantasy involving the act of farting

His fartesy included fartish and fartricide

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008