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Boner Tyme

The time interval between when you awake in the morning and get in the shower.
Every morning when I wake up it is boner tyme.
by Moses November 23, 2003
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Mosizzle

Whasup mosizzle...nothin muh nizzle
by Moses November 12, 2003
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rationality

see logical.
The ability to reason. A quality lacking in most. A good rule of thumb is, those who claim to be rational are the least rational. Virtually non-existant in political circles worldwide. While not important to happiness, the world needs rational people to function. No one knows why.
Hey man, i'm the most rational mofo in here.
Oh no you ain't.
by Moses June 16, 2004
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lock club

A non-secret secret organization created to exclude others.

Activities include telling other people they cannot be in Lock Club, explaining why they cannot be in Lock Club, and voting on various Lock Club issues.

Voting when issues arise is mandatory for all Lock Club members. A unanimous vote is required to actually change anything, unless Alby really wants to, and Joe kinda backs him up a bit. Facists.

Offshoots of Lock Club include:
- Glock Club, a CS clan shut down due to lack of interest.
- Rock Club, consists of Dan, and his heart really isn't in it.
- The Meeyokeys, consists of anyone who can actually make that sound.
- There are rumors of a "People who have taken a piss on Nonnie" offshoot, but these are unverified.

Remember, you cannot join Lock Club. No matter how much you beg. Because that's the point. Get it? No, you can't join. Yes, we know it's YOU, but that would undermine the entire point of it. Fine, we'll take a fucking vote...
Dude, why can't I join Lock Club?
by Moses February 5, 2005
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Rey

A very very cool guy, with a penis the size of Nebraska (The Springsteen album... since it's an LP, it has a diameter of 12"). He's hot, he's cool... he's just so "very".

Also known as a "Reybee".
I wish I were Rey
by Moses January 14, 2004
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Woundie

Indian (Tamil) origin
1)Used in mainly a playful context with friends.
2)calling some one a dick or asshole.
1)You're such a woundie Deepan!
2)what a WOUNDIE!
by Moses January 30, 2005
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BUFU

dude theres nothing here. its total bufu.
by moses October 26, 2003
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