moobs sweat

When a man chest gets hot around the breast and nipples and sweat secretes

Look at that fat knacker, he has moobs sweat. I wonder what it tastes like

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

dead swimmers

When a male doesn't have the ability to have children due to having dead sperm

Don't worry about taking your pill Linda, I can't have kids I've got dead swimmers,

by mitch00uk April 08, 2015

lottery wings

When ones bingo wings get huge, they get upgraded to lottery wings

She was soooo ugly, her ass was like a bouncey castle, she was so fat that she didn't have bingo wings but lottery wings

by mitch00uk April 05, 2015

partner marking

Wiping the juice from ones sexual organs on to there partners skin or clothing to leave there mark/scent to alert others there in a relationship and to keep away

Sarah... Does partner marking work?

Amy... Yes he'll stink like a ripe kipper

Sarah... I think tom's cheating on me, and his out with his pals tonight.

Amy... Partner mark him! Wipe your fanny juice on his clothes, and any women who speaks to him will know his in a relationship. Partner marking works everytime

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

dead mans cock

A limp penis, someone who can't get hard when aroused

I suffer from dead mans cock, Linda was wanking it for an hour, but it didn't stand to attention

by mitch00uk April 01, 2015

crows toe

An old female fanny crack that shows though there clothing ( see camel toe)

Eweeee I was looking for young camel toe, but I saw only crows toe, maybe shouldn't have picked the bingo hall to go camel toeing

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015

hairy undergrowth

When a female forgets or heaven forbids refuses to shave her pussy or ass crack and the pubes gain a foothold with terrifying results

Linda I don't want to upset you, but you should shave your hairy undergrowth, because I anit going down there till the lawn is mown,

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015