drama queenery

An act of being very over dramatic to the very point of ridiculous

Amy has flipped out, I only gave her a extra sugar in her tea, she smashed the telly, burnt down the house, and stuck a firework to the cats tail, its the biggest case of drama queenery I've ever seen

by mitch00uk April 01, 2015

choke sex

Choke oneself at the point of climax during intercourse, or allow one to choke you during climax

I can't cum during normal sex, I shoot my load only during choke sex, yeah

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

crusty bryson

Someone who fucks one over in favour of himself

That Jamie crusty bryson me

by mitch00uk March 22, 2015

anus leaking

The discharge in the form of a watery substance or a movement of the bowles which causes unexpected leakage from the anus, both resulting in a awful skanking smell

What's that smell?? Is that you Jamie? Yes sorry my anus leaking, its a problem with the lady's, they leave me when they find out

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

plastic selfie

When you pass off someone else's selfie as ur own for any purposre

That bird I was talking to posted a plastic selfie to me, when I arranged to meet her, she had a nose like a Concord, and her face was fatter then Kim kardashan ass

by mitch00uk April 05, 2015

gamble hole

A hole in a men's toilet wall which you stick your penis though hoping for a blowjob but not really knowing what is going to happen

I used that gamble hole at the toilets near the park, I thrust my knob though it and it went straight into this blokes eye, he thought it was a spy hole, he screamed I creamed , and what a mess

by mitch00uk April 08, 2015

dirty gash

A filthy dirty sweaty unwashed vagina

Omg I am not going up that!! And you normally charge for it! People really pay to go up that dirty gash.

by mitch00uk April 07, 2015