Definitions by mitch00uk

bum injection

Having a penis up your anus

Bend over and take it like a man, its bum injection time, pucker up

bum injection by mitch00uk April 7, 2015

up your anus 

To tell someone to fuck right off

Up your anus mate if you think I'm gonna suck ur mums tit

up your anus by mitch00uk April 7, 2015

dirty gash 

A filthy dirty sweaty unwashed vagina

Omg I am not going up that!! And you normally charge for it! People really pay to go up that dirty gash.

dirty gash by mitch00uk April 7, 2015

gay handbag 

A person who hangs around someone simply because they are gay

I see Steve is with john again, he is such a gay handbag,

gay handbag by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

global blackout 

When a large women sits on your face naked

She was at least 30 stone, when she sat on my face it was like there was a global blackout, I will never recover from the smell of her anus, my nose was right up her ass

global blackout by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

black eye pee 

Having to pee so much ur penis tip starts to bruise

My penis hurts, I've been pissing so much I have a black eye pee

black eye pee by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

tea slops 

Leftover tea that lurks at the bottom of the cup/mug

I saw Steve drinking other peoples tea slops in the cafe the other day, what a munter

tea slops by mitch00uk April 5, 2015