wankers wings

The flabby upper arm fat that moves up and down when in the moment of a tense wank

Lol look at my wankers wings , the faster I wank the more it flaps, they're take off in a minute

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015

tucking in

Going down on a females vagina in a very enthusiastic way

I was tucking in last night on Sara's hairy muff and her clit came loose, I didn't want to say anything so I swallowed it, I still don't think she knows

by mitch00uk April 08, 2015

filthy gusset

A very rotting stenching pussy

It was horrible, I've shed a stone since I took her knickers off and saw her filthy gusset, it was every kind of rank possible, i got a S.T.I just looking at it

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

smelly fanny flapping

A competition to see who can flap out the grossest fanny smell

She's the regional champion at smelly fanny flapping, what a whiff worth a sniff

by mitch00uk March 21, 2015

crusty bryson

Someone who fucks one over in favour of himself

That Jamie crusty bryson me

by mitch00uk March 22, 2015

drama queenery

An act of being very over dramatic to the very point of ridiculous

Amy has flipped out, I only gave her a extra sugar in her tea, she smashed the telly, burnt down the house, and stuck a firework to the cats tail, its the biggest case of drama queenery I've ever seen

by mitch00uk April 01, 2015

choke sex

Choke oneself at the point of climax during intercourse, or allow one to choke you during climax

I can't cum during normal sex, I shoot my load only during choke sex, yeah

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015