mitch00uk's definitions

gay pill

The contraceptive pill taken by a man who is scared of becoming pregnant though gay intercourse

David..Oh shit oh shit, I forgot to take my gay pill, what if I am pregnant!!.

Josh.. Oh don't worry Kevin can't have kids, his balls are broken, and there's the fact men cannot get pregnant,

David, you sure??

by mitch00uk April 13, 2015

hairy undergrowth

When a female forgets or heaven forbids refuses to shave her pussy or ass crack and the pubes gain a foothold with terrifying results

Linda I don't want to upset you, but you should shave your hairy undergrowth, because I anit going down there till the lawn is mown,

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

crows toe

An old female fanny crack that shows though there clothing ( see camel toe)

Eweeee I was looking for young camel toe, but I saw only crows toe, maybe shouldn't have picked the bingo hall to go camel toeing

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015

lottery wings

When ones bingo wings get huge, they get upgraded to lottery wings

She was soooo ugly, her ass was like a bouncey castle, she was so fat that she didn't have bingo wings but lottery wings

by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

dead mans cock

A limp penis, someone who can't get hard when aroused

I suffer from dead mans cock, Linda was wanking it for an hour, but it didn't stand to attention

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

partner marking

Wiping the juice from ones sexual organs on to there partners skin or clothing to leave there mark/scent to alert others there in a relationship and to keep away

Sarah... Does partner marking work?

Amy... Yes he'll stink like a ripe kipper

Sarah... I think tom's cheating on me, and his out with his pals tonight.

Amy... Partner mark him! Wipe your fanny juice on his clothes, and any women who speaks to him will know his in a relationship. Partner marking works everytime

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

heroin teeth

Teeth belonging to a heroin user, rotting,black and missing

I can tell Jack's on the gear, he has heroin teeth, if his breath could be bagged up and sold it would give you a bigger knockout buzz then heroin

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015