twat stuffer

A tampon, or other brand name object of similar design and intent.

Hey, I got my period and I don't have my purse, do you have a twat stuffer I can have or some change so I can get one from the machine???

by MITB November 03, 2007

Mitsubishi Lancer

4 door sedan built by Mitsubishi. The basis for all Evolution models.

I own a 2008 Mitsubishi Lancer

by mitb August 02, 2008

hand held game

Another euphemism for masturbation.

He's got game - a hand held game, that is.

by MITB April 23, 2006

myspace sheep

Any one of the mindless drones that flocks to myspace to set up a site because everyone else is doing the same thing.

Look at all those myspace sheep with their myspace sites, isn't that a sad example of herd mentality?

by MITB May 16, 2006

The Final Countdown

A movie from 1980 about the USS Nimitz going through a time warp to December 6th, 1941. Once they accept their situation, they try to stop the Japanese from bombing Pearl Harbor. They are pulled back into the time warp before they can stop the attack, returning 2 days after they left.

Starring Kirk Douglas, Martin Sheen, Katherine Ross and Charles Durning.

Filmed during the Nimitz' Sep 79-May 80 cruise. Squadrons aboard included VF-41 and VF-84 (F-14A Tomcats), VA-35 (A-6E Intruder), VA-82 and VA-86 (A-7E Corsair II), VFP-63 (RF-8G Crusader), VAQ-134 (EA-6B Prowler), VS-24 (S-3A Viking), VAW-112 (E-2B Hawkeye), and HS-9 (SH-3H Sea King). All squadrons get time on film. (from IMDB)

The Final Countdown is a good movie if you like sci-fi/drama.

an F-14 pilot is reporting the identity of a pair of enemy planes to Captain Yelland over the radio
Captain Yelland: Alert 1 this is Eagle 1, what've you got?
Pilot: Two Japanese Zeroes, sir.
Captain Yelland: Two what?
Pilot: Two Trophy Class Mitsubishi A6Ms in original condition, complete with all markings. I mean, they look brand new sir!
Captain Yelland: Have you been spotted?
Pilot: Negative, we're right in the sun at their 6 o'clock high.
Captain Yelland: Stay in visual contact, take no action without clearance.
Pilot: Wilco Eagle 1, out.
(from IMDB)

by MITB June 19, 2008

Motherless Bastard

A double insult, accusing one of having no father or mother, implying that one was simply found somewhere, possibly under a flat rock or some other place where disgusting things might be found.

You Motherless Bastard!

by MITB December 29, 2007

Flatsy

Derogatory term used in reference to a girl or woman who has small breasts, aka a "flat chest". Might also be used as "Flatsy Patsy".

"Hey, that chicks got nothing"

"Yeah, she's a Flatsy"

by mitb April 06, 2009