mister delicious's definitions

smashing cookies

having sex.

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?

Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!

by mister delicious September 28, 2009

missile

Slang term used to describe the common "crackpipe." Was introduced to me during a routine pat-down of a ruthless crackhead.

While patting down a crackhead, I found he had tossed the missile behind a dumpster before I got to him.

by mister delicious January 31, 2007

HIGH SCHOOL WITH GUNS

Term referring to the day to day operations of a typical Police Department.

There's so much drama in this goddamn department, it's like high school with guns.

by mister delicious January 31, 2007

hotter than a pot of neckbones

Extreemly pissed off!

When I caught that dude bangin my girl on my couch, i was HOTTER THAN A POT OF NECKBONES!

by mister delicious February 1, 2007

JUMBOTRON

Used to describe a payrate for a person who is working overtime on a holiday. Typically, when an individual is on the JUMBOTRON, they are making triple time.

Chris is rollin in the dough lately, he hit up 8 solid hours on the JUMBOTRON.

by mister delicious February 8, 2007

Ridrunkulous

Your typical obscene, obnoxious behavior displayed while heavily intoxicated.

Carlos was his typical ridrunkulous self yesterday after a bottle and a half of whiskey.

by mister delicious February 8, 2007

Have-Zee

Half booze, half mixer. A typical have-zee would consist of a 16 ounce glass, 8 ounces of which is Jack Daniels, and the rest is Coke.

If you really wanna get loose right away, have the bartender fix you a have-zee.

by mister delicious February 9, 2007