slaybook

The little black book containing phone numbers of chicks you are currently banging.
Chris is fucked, his wife found his slaybook.
by mister delicious January 01, 2008
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Have-Zee

Half booze, half mixer. A typical have-zee would consist of a 16 ounce glass, 8 ounces of which is Jack Daniels, and the rest is Coke.
If you really wanna get loose right away, have the bartender fix you a have-zee.
by mister delicious February 09, 2007
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HIGH SCHOOL WITH GUNS

Term referring to the day to day operations of a typical Police Department.
There's so much drama in this goddamn department, it's like high school with guns.
by mister delicious January 31, 2007
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missile

Slang term used to describe the common "crackpipe." Was introduced to me during a routine pat-down of a ruthless crackhead.
While patting down a crackhead, I found he had tossed the missile behind a dumpster before I got to him.
by mister delicious January 31, 2007
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bum dump

When a Police Officer drops a homeless person off in another town to eliminate the problems he has caused in his town.
"Shades" was pissing people off in the mall so I bum dumped him on the west side.
by mister delicious January 09, 2008
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R.I.P. pose

The pose a dead gang member assumes in the airbrushed shirt of himself after he gets killed while gangbanging. The gang member is typically squatting down, and pointing both hands towards the camera, flashing his respective gang sign.
Whew, check out that dudes R.I.P. pose. He looks pretty ruthless, but I guess his dumbass is dead now anyways.
by mister delicious June 26, 2007
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JUMBOTRON

Used to describe a payrate for a person who is working overtime on a holiday. Typically, when an individual is on the JUMBOTRON, they are making triple time.
Chris is rollin in the dough lately, he hit up 8 solid hours on the JUMBOTRON.
by mister delicious February 08, 2007
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