mister delicious's definitions

pimp button

Button on your cell phone that ignores an incoming call.

My girlfriend kept calling me when I was out with my side action, but I used the pimp button every time.

by mister delicious July 24, 2007

Saint Patricks Day

A wonderful reason to get completely shitfaced before noon, then take a nap, and do it again that evening. Celebrated heavily from the midwest to east coast by everyone, not just exclusively Irish folks. In the Chicagoland are, Saint Patricks Day is nearly a weeklong celebration of booze and parades.

Mister Delicious is lucky as hell. His birthday is on Saint Patricks Day.

by mister delicious February 24, 2007

evil water

Slang term for booze. Named as such due to the evil effects (on both the body and behavior) it will provide for the person drinking it.

Your at the ginmill again, Murph. Geez, you just cant get enough of that evil water, can ya?

by mister delicious August 25, 2008

smashing cookies

having sex.

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?

Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!

by mister delicious September 28, 2009

slaydate

A coordinated time and place where two people plan to slay each other. A "slaydate" typically takes place in the back seat of a vehicle in an desolate area.

Tony wants to meet us at the bar, but he's got a slaydate set up with that hot waitress with big hammers. I think he's meeting her behind that old folks home!

by mister delicious January 1, 2008

hotter than a pot of neckbones

Extreemly pissed off!

When I caught that dude bangin my girl on my couch, i was HOTTER THAN A POT OF NECKBONES!

by mister delicious February 1, 2007

collars for dollars

When a cop makes a proactive arrest minutes before his shift is over so that the paperwork and booking procedures allow for a couple hours of overtime for that officer.

Tom has to be in debt nowadays, look at that collars for dollars pinch he just brought in.

by mister delicious June 16, 2007