mister delicious's definitions

Status quovid

Adhering to the minimum requirements mandated by one's local government regarding Covid.

Dude: "hey man u need a mask in here."
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"

by mister delicious January 27, 2022

smashing cookies

having sex.

Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?

Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!

by mister delicious September 28, 2009

evil water

Slang term for booze. Named as such due to the evil effects (on both the body and behavior) it will provide for the person drinking it.

Your at the ginmill again, Murph. Geez, you just cant get enough of that evil water, can ya?

by mister delicious August 25, 2008

bum dump

When a Police Officer drops a homeless person off in another town to eliminate the problems he has caused in his town.

"Shades" was pissing people off in the mall so I bum dumped him on the west side.

by mister delicious January 9, 2008

slaydate

A coordinated time and place where two people plan to slay each other. A "slaydate" typically takes place in the back seat of a vehicle in an desolate area.

Tony wants to meet us at the bar, but he's got a slaydate set up with that hot waitress with big hammers. I think he's meeting her behind that old folks home!

by mister delicious January 1, 2008

slaybook

The little black book containing phone numbers of chicks you are currently banging.

Chris is fucked, his wife found his slaybook.

by mister delicious January 1, 2008

bowling ball

When an unsuspecting female is standing at the foot of your bed, prestnting in the doggy-style possision, and you insert "one in the pink and two in the stink" to move her up onto the the bed... then you STRIKE!!

Mister Delicious didn't have a good view of the "money shot" while Julie was standing, so he gave her the BOWLING BALL up onto the bed for a better view.

by mister delicious July 31, 2007