mistahtom's definitions

cabin fever

Spending too much time in the cabin of a ship and getting sick of your mates in the process.

Scurvy Bill The Wej, Cap'n Knappy and Cap'n Kike all got cabin fever from too much time on the Jolly Roger

by mistahtom November 22, 2005

mester

Short for semester. Like semester but its actually 'mester.

I freakin' failed o. chem last mester

by Mistahtom March 4, 2006

Circle Derp

The act of a mouth-breathing troll using their own alternate account(s) to agree with their own wharrgarbl or derp.

User 1: Libtards are afraid of Sarah Palin because she's smart.

User 2 (User 1's alt): Woah, did I say afraid of? I meant scared of.

User 3: Looks like we have a circle derp.

by MistahTom March 26, 2010

naked

Original definition
(1) To be without clothing

Slang definition
(2) When you have all things of value taken from you in a hold up.

(1) I like to see girls naked

(2) Robber - Get naked foo'
Robbee - Ok, ok just don't call me a Racist

by MistahTom November 6, 2005

Portuguese Omlet

Its when a woman puts her legs behind her head and the man cracks an egg in a bowl with chopped up ham and chives and cheese, mixes it up and pours it into her ass. Then she squats over a hot griddle and shits the mix onto the griddle. The man cooks the mixture and eats it.

Dick and Jane made a Portuguese Omlet

by Mistahtom September 6, 2005

drugstore cowboy

A poseur cowboy. One who dresses up as a cowboy to do non-cowboy activities

Todd only dresses up as a cowboy when he goes clubbing. He is a drugstore cowboy.

by MistahTom August 28, 2005

MTBE

Methyl Tertiary Butyl Ether. An oxidizer that was put into gasoline in California a few years back that would bump up the gasoline's efficiency. Later replaced with ethanol because it allegedly contaminated underground wells.

MTBE is bad for the environment.

by Mistahtom January 14, 2006