shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

by MistahTom August 23, 2005

merry-go-round

When 1 guy fucks a guy in the ass, and then that guy fucks another guy in the ass and on and on until the last guy is back around fucking the 1st guy in the ass until they are all connected like a circle.

Bob, Robert, Bill, William, and Billiam made a merry-go-round.

by MistahTom December 12, 2005

Palin American

A pc way to call someone mentally challenged.

See: Retard

Person 1: "OMG, Bryan is such a retard"
Person 2: "Retard is such a strong word. Use 'Palin American' instead."

by Mistahtom February 13, 2010

suga bowl

Slang for the superficial female reproductive organ (vagina).

Woman: "Cleveland you tease, put yo finger in my suga bowl"

by mistahtom August 24, 2005

Lezbeau

1. A male Fag Hag

2: Lez = gay female
Beau = guy

Fag = gay male
Hag = woman

get it?

Skylar is a lezbeau. He hangs out with alot of lesbians.

by Mistahtom January 07, 2006

7-10 Split

Getting kicked in the balls!

Bob: Man what happened to you?

Jim: I tried to get that girls number and she gave me a 7-10 split

by MistahTom September 26, 2005

CPA

"Certified Piece of Ass" "Certified PHAT Ass" Describes someone with an incredibly attractive ass. A.k.a. Badonkadonk

Tasha is a CPA with her big ole butt.

by MistahTom November 25, 2005