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Springsteening it 

Putting it all out on the line, giving it everything you have.
Derived from the rock-and-roll musician Bruce Springsteen, known for his energetic live shows and heartfelt rust-belt image and attitude.
Elly: That was a wonderful violin performance, Jake!
Jake: Thanks--I was really Springsteening it

Don't be so hard on this Governor. This state's so hard to govern and he's Springsteening it, he just can't get the state legislature to listen.

Deadbeat Parent 

A pitiful, disgusting coward who decides that their new house, or their hot new girlfriend/boyfriend, or the boredom they're enduring is more important than the well-being of the children they raised. They seem to think that once they cum, their responsibilities for the well-being of their children end. Their complement are single parents, some of whom are irresponsible and reckless but others of whom are courageous, brave, hard-working and loving (depending on the individual).
Most deadbeat parents are males, and thus make sexist arguments about the mothers being whores to pretend that their actions aren't their fault. A deadbeat father's best friends are beer, a car to flee in, his ex-girlfriend's own hard work (for which he'll never give her credit for) and legalized abortion. But there are deadbeat mothers too. Regardless of gender, all are the lowest form of animal life (next to child-molesters and racists).
The rates of starvation, crime, sexual assault, poverty, and just about every other bad thing on earth would go way down if we didn't have deadbeat parents who left their husband/wife on the street to fend for the family while they partied.

robehead 

A member of the racist group the Ku Klux Klan
"The police raided the KK building and arrested four robeheads suspected in beating up a black kid on Jones Street last week."
An all-purpose substitute for thousands of other words unbeknownst to the speaker.
-Those fucks fucked up by day. Fuck those fuckers!
What'd they do?
-They said I can't put firecrackers in the toaster.

jeffy line 

Running a zig-zag path to get somewhere, so that if a line were to drawn marking your trail it would resemble Jeffy's sojourns in the comic strip "The Family Circus".
At Carlos' party last night, Jeremy ran a real jeffy line trying to avoid Eve's mom

redskinned 

When a topic that exists solely for people to pointlessly fight about the topic gets put aside. The default topic for people to pointlessly argue about is the nickname of the Washington Redskins, therefore, when one topic is dropped the loud, angry, emotional conversations return to the name Redskins. Because everyone in the world and their mom is familiar with the Redskins debate, it is the ultimate sign of irrelevance for a topic to be pushed aside to resume discussion about the Redskins. Most things that trend on Facebook or Twitter become redskinned in less than three weeks.
The Indiana RFRA law, Joe Paterno, and any commentary on politics from any celebrity are all pointless argument topics that were redskinned long ago.

Blame Bush 

A slogan of liberals, placing the blame for problems with Iran, the environment, education, taxes, the crappy Sox season, Uncle Mike's kidney stones, etc. at the doorstep of our 43rd President. Exclusive to dumb liberals as smart liberals will try to fix problems instead of blaming them on conservatives, though unfortunately the smartest liberals are the least powerful ones. Really applicable to any blaming of any problem on your political rival, including of Obama and Clinton by conservatives and Newt Gingrich and John Boehnor by liberals.
Man, Bruce Springsteen's new album blows. Why can't he make songs as good as Thunder Road anymore?
There are many possible explanations that we could intelligently discuss but it's cheaper to blame Bush.