Nixon count

A count of two balls and two strikes in a baseball game. Named because the umpire putting up two fingers on each hand resembles the "V for Victory" symbols that Richard Nixon flashed to reporters the day he resigned from office.
Ball 2 on the Braves' batter, and now we have a Nixon count
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involuntary celibacy

When someone has absolutely no sex life. Differs from being married, being a celibate single (e.g. a monk) or being asexual/castrated in that you want sex but no one will have it with you.
It's not my religion, it's involuntary celibacy
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 23, 2013
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The Squealership

Mike and Tony are in the Squealership after they ratted out the De Vito crime family last week.
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robehead

"The police raided the KK building and arrested four robeheads suspected in beating up a black kid on Jones Street last week."
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jeffy line

Running a zig-zag path to get somewhere, so that if a line were to drawn marking your trail it would resemble Jeffy's sojourns in the comic strip "The Family Circus".
At Carlos' party last night, Jeremy ran a real jeffy line trying to avoid Eve's mom
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Blame Bush

A slogan of liberals, placing the blame for problems with Iran, the environment, education, taxes, the crappy Sox season, Uncle Mike's kidney stones, etc. at the doorstep of our 43rd President. Exclusive to dumb liberals as smart liberals will try to fix problems instead of blaming them on conservatives, though unfortunately the smartest liberals are the least powerful ones. Really applicable to any blaming of any problem on your political rival, including of Obama and Clinton by conservatives and Newt Gingrich and John Boehnor by liberals.
Man, Bruce Springsteen's new album blows. Why can't he make songs as good as Thunder Road anymore?
There are many possible explanations that we could intelligently discuss but it's cheaper to blame Bush.
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks October 24, 2013
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