mike's definitions

clowns

chris and pam wollersheim

The clowns blocked their own children from calling them on the phone.

by mike July 31, 2003

fantology

ontology of possible worlds and fanstastic beings. This discipline bridges philosophical thought and artistic imagination.

The task of fantology is to explicate all possibilities of being, including those of alternative worlds, and to ground the practical discipline of world-formation.

by Mike May 30, 2008

Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!

Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!

by MIKE March 19, 2004

white trash

A term used broadly and often inaccurately to define a person or group of persons whom embody the concepts of ignorance, racism, violence, alcoholism, and anglo-saxon ancestry. It is often used as a label on the poor caucasian working class. Many people are labelled "white trash" because of the clothes they wear and their appearance, regardless of wealth and standing. Many that use this term do not understand the lifestyles of those whom they deride and oftentimes neglect to see that many people in the poor white working class are actually very intelligent tolerant people who tend to like professional wrestling, cheap beer and NASCAR. Many others were born with mental or physical disabilities and are forced into the stereotypical "white trash" lifestyle by the opressive society of the united states which tends to ignore its lowest classes. If correctly applied, the term refers to people such as the military personnel who had a wonderful time playing fraternity pranks on the prisoners of Abu Ghraib prison, the corporate scum who build their big box department stores right across the road from mom and pop stores which are then forced out of business for the greater good of a couple of obscenely rich assholes at the top, idiots who write "dotheads are dirty" on the walls of gas station restrooms that are not even run by east Indians but people of middle-eastern descent yet they are too full of themselves to notice a difference, and especially Texan wannabe cowboys who carelessly overrun foreign countries without noticing the thousands of innocent lives that are constantly being ended and then having the nerve to say "GOD IS ON OUR SIDE!"

There sure is a lot of white trash up there in the ruling class, isn't there?

by Mike March 6, 2007

chroms

(chro)nic (m)asturbation (s)yndrome, the act of uncontrolable masturbation due to lack of sex.

Shit, I haven't seen my bitch in a while, I got the chroms!

by Mike January 28, 2004

Mentity

Mentality+entity
1. A one-night stand for your brain — an AI personality that exists only while you’re chatting with it.
2. Short for mental entity. Think Tinder, but for conversations with robots.
3. "Gone in a click, but will haunt my algorithm forever."
4. Mentity — It’s like a one-use brain condom. 🧠💬

“My mentity told me I was brilliant… then ghosted me forever when I closed the tab.”

“Every new chat gives me a different mentity. Yesterday’s was a poet, today’s is a snarky life coach.”

by Mike August 13, 2025

beer, tits, and slayer

See rock out with your cock out.

by Mike August 26, 2003