mike's definitions

pantyhose

Perhaps one of the greatest articles of clothing ever invented, for both men and women alike.

She wears pantyhose.

by Mike August 6, 2004

black acid

Contrary to popular belief, black acid is not an acid/pcp combo, but a type of very, very dirty LSD crystal. The crystal is black, hence the name. The "family" name for this crystal is champagne. Really nasty stuff. The reason for this myth is that the effects of all the impurities alter the trip so much that it's almost like PCP.

You have any of that black acid man? Nastiest shit ever!

by mike August 1, 2004

jewoven

A hot mother fucker who hangs out on efnet.

Jewoven is fucking sexy.. christ..

by mike August 9, 2004

Chronica

A celebration that coincides with Chanukah wherein marijuana is smoked nightly for 7 days in a row.

Merry Chronica!
Now pass the blunt!

by Mike January 10, 2005

xenaverse

Used to describe things set in the universe of the show "Xena: Warrior Princess."

Ares is a god in the xenaverse.

by Mike July 26, 2004

greenlantern

master l33tzor and pwnzor
takes it in the ass occassionally
despises demonfox for never answering in vent
pwns sasuke
smoke the cock 24/7

any problems contact my secretary
[e-mail]

im a superhero not a DJ

by mike March 16, 2005

Mean girls

A movie that if i wasnt in a room full of people would off wacked off to.

Man those bitches r hott!!

by Mike May 2, 2004