Definitions by mike

Hose Beast

A woman, iether pretty or ugly that is clingy in nature and can not seem to get enough of the cock.

That hose beast tried to fuck everyone in the school, what a ho!

Hose Beast by mike May 23, 2004

janky 

to keep everything for one's self, to be stingy.

he's being janky with his money.

janky by mike May 22, 2004

rims 

The chief expenditure of African Americans (according to Chris Rock)

If we didn't spend all out money on rims, we might have some to invest!

rims by Mike May 21, 2004

nob gobbler 

one ugly dick sucker

looks like a gobblen and suck nobs

nob gobbler by mike May 20, 2004

mudbutt

noun.

A condition arising from excess ass-crack sweat comingling with dingleberries into a meaty and smelly ass-paste.

After walking around for hours in the blistering sun wearing these damn corduroys, everyone in the office could catch a whiff of my prodigious mudbutt.

mudbutt by Mike May 20, 2004

5ocho 

anything you want it to be

That was very 5ocho.
5ocho you buddy!

5ocho by mike May 19, 2004

fagquest 

1. general derogatory term used only for most serious of occasions; not to be used in a joking manner.

2. One who is not only a (assclown, asshat, jackass, hambone, etc...), but strives to be that, thinking he/she is actually (cool, rad etc...)

That kid is a fucking fagquest.

Bill is wearing jeanshorts and a visor with gel'd hair going over the visor. He clearly is a fagquest.

fagquest by Mike May 18, 2004