mike's definitions

shlang

Any slang refering to a phalice.

shlatitude and slongitude are shlang.

by Mike March 30, 2004

cock polisher

A person who finds great joys in A.touching in the pinis area B. likes their cock.

That man over there is a cock polisher, look at his shoes.

by Mike December 30, 2003

gotfrag

A website that provices eSports coverage.

Not an example but something that happened to me. I got banned from gotFrag cause I posted Korn lyrics that evaded gotfrag's swear filter. And yes, they have an IQ of 50

by Mike January 24, 2004

weakstick

A salesperson who is unable to close a sale without the aid of one of his/her co-workers.

"No Eric, I will not talk to your customers for you. Go close the sale you weakstick.

by Mike June 8, 2004

Ankle Breaker

Someone who can ball you outta your pants

Yo, Andy Loucks is a badass ankle breaker fo' sho, so get up outta my grill, bee-otch

by Mike July 31, 2003

Rings Beach

A beach located south of Matarangi, on the Coromandel Peninsula, North Island, New Zealand. Home of the mythical burning sands. It was once said that anal sex was practiced amongst the dunes - but was recently discredited after Mr Hans informed concerned partys that it was not very nice having anal sex in sand dunes. Ask him how he knows.

Fuck me, I have sand up my arse!

by Mike October 19, 2004

prokaryote

square, lame, opposite of fresh

"Lucy Ford was a dope album, but when Atmosphere released God Loves Ugly, their shit was prokaryote."

by Mike January 21, 2004