michael hunt's definitions

drew barrymore

Hasn't let her fans down yet? Are you fucking kidding? Have you seen - either "Charlie's Angels" or "50 First Dates"? Are you aware that she married the Canadian Retard, Tom Green? When has she NOT let down her fans?

A fan of Drew Barrymore is clearly on more drugs that Drew was at age 8, her highest drug-intake age.

by Michael Hunt March 15, 2005

tricychloramine

An unusual combination of non-sequitors and metaphors derived usings a catalyst of nonsense. Ususally posts to message boards.

We would have had a mature, sophisticated discussion, but it was contaminated with tricychloramine.

by Michael Hunt May 13, 2005

Limey

A person who is:
-inbred,
-snaggle-toothed,
-hygiene deficient,
-nicotine saturated,
-emaciated,
-constantly drunk, and
-highly skilled at losing wars.

In other words, someone from England.

Limey fuck: "I say, old chap, I rode the tube to the loo and watched Anglegrinder Man rescue my car. Cheers."
Anyone else: "STFU, limey fuck."

by Michael Hunt February 11, 2007

10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.

What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.

John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.

by Michael Hunt January 3, 2005

shit stirring

Someone causing trouble for multiple people, this can be by spreading rumours or known facts that would be preferred to be kept a secret. It's not sharing your opinion.

He didn't need to tell her she doesn't need to know - shit stirring

by Michael hunt November 23, 2015

kilt

The dress worn by milky-pussied Scottish fairies and post-op transexuals as they waste their time frolicking in the heather, bobbing for testes, stuffing haggises, and perfecting their rusty trombone technique. First invented by an enterprising Scottish coward who realized he could dodge the draft if he dressed like a woman.

Look at the little Scottish girl, urrr, man, in "his" kilt. I bet his pussy is cold.

by Michael Hunt August 21, 2006

lap flounder

a ripe, odiferous vagina

that lap flounder would taste better if it was washed first

by michael hunt December 25, 2002