michael foolsley's definitions

beauty fart

a perfect or divine fart! -wonderful sonic aura, beautiful bouquet, glorious massage, perfect length, specimen that 'has it all'!! -the "golden child" of farts!!

i blew one that was so perfectly divine i almost got on my knees and prayed! -it was a true beauty fart

megan blew a beauty fart that i would have embraced and kissed, had it been a tactile entity!!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

curse of sex

tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)

joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

god was drunk

the reverse of "god's will" -god passed out somewhere, (heating grate?) barely able to speak

where was god during 9-11? -answer: god was drunk!!

god was drunk when katrina came around!!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

flop-cutting time

hands on the gastrointestinal 'clock' demanding one 'pump a lump'; emptying of ones' bowels; 'take' a shit!; 'have' a shit

churning in duane's guts informed him it was flop-cutting time!

flop-cutting time was complicated by dean's un-hungry toilet!

he went 'huh?', when she informed him it was flop-cutting time

by michael foolsley November 6, 2011

farmer syndrome

human seeding -the need of the male (subliminally or not) to 'plant a seed', and raise up a nice crop of humans. woman, in this scenario, would be represented by the earth (not too shabby!)

though he didn't know it...john had the farmer syndrome

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

snakebite kit

a vagina (inspired by the kits given to boy scouts that included a small rubber suction device 'sposed to remove the poison)

she climbed on board, applied her snakebite kit and milked the poison out of me! the swelling immediately went down!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

farmer john cheese

parmesan cheese

pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009