by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
fine looking human, possessor of "the goods" as well as a kind of indescribable sexual mojo. sex with this type of specimen would be a 'tumble to remember'
that bird got me with her strut, then her mojo! -shes' got something
that laurens' most certainly got something!!
hes' definitely got something!!
that laurens' most certainly got something!!
hes' definitely got something!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
johns' hard to look at...yeah, but he just cooked up a 30 gallon drum of LSD!! hes' a magnetic keeper!!
jills' sure a fat bitch! yeah, but shes' got the best drugs on campus, and can cook AND sew! -got me through calculus too!, a magnetic keeper!
jills' sure a fat bitch! yeah, but shes' got the best drugs on campus, and can cook AND sew! -got me through calculus too!, a magnetic keeper!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)
i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !
carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)
carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)
by michael foolsley December 09, 2023
high enough to still function reasonably sanely, no need to go to the top of the mountain! -smart people get a 'guide' for that!
(-NEVER do LSD, hallucinogenics ALONE!!! -sorting fantasy from reality does indeed become a considerable problem! alone -advice from an old line 'hop head' )
(-NEVER do LSD, hallucinogenics ALONE!!! -sorting fantasy from reality does indeed become a considerable problem! alone -advice from an old line 'hop head' )
i was plateauing pretty nicely when that record came on, i was seeing trails and visuals in somewhat of a liquid state!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
state of affairs of a fat person
john was so fat i could barely make out bones, he was seriously out of focus.
kat had gotten huge, she was seriously out of focus
kat had gotten huge, she was seriously out of focus
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
shat on or peed upon, shit on one/something, treat with total abandonment of respect, 'stink' upon one, break-down, malfunction
my boss got me confused with a toilet
my tv confused me with a toilet last night
john's wife confused him with a toilet
my tv confused me with a toilet last night
john's wife confused him with a toilet
by michael foolsley August 11, 2010