by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!
john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
by michael foolsley September 05, 2013
i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
i heard my neighbor saying, 'upsy daisy bage' i was like, what the fuck!?
upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!
upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
baitfish for marketeers, addiction to the phony 'glory' that is christmas, infatuation with the gold-plated turd!
mrs. mcfoolsis is sure a christmas slave!
early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!
early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
ate too many cheetos and chug-a-lugged too much beer, went pants shopping and had to get son of husky
"relaxed fit" is the bastard son of husky
"relaxed fit" is the bastard son of husky
by michael foolsley March 29, 2011
extremely messy, greasy, defecation
(post fried chicken?) that requires massive clean up and almost qualifies for a hazmat visit. gobs of "terlit" paper required, or a shower/bidet preferably the later. -unless you have the misfortune of being at work.
(post fried chicken?) that requires massive clean up and almost qualifies for a hazmat visit. gobs of "terlit" paper required, or a shower/bidet preferably the later. -unless you have the misfortune of being at work.
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009