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cable channels that offer 'porn' that is "scrambled" by 'squiggly' lines. (every now and then you can get a glimpse of 'prime parts') -the cough-up of some hard gained $$$ can make the squiggly lines disappear, but rarely worth it!!!
joe and i were getting hopped up listening to music, while watching squiggly porn
had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!
had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
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Get the electric blond mug.bad attitude!!; someone appearing 'mad all the time'
(used by warren beatty in the film, 'mccabe and mrs. miller')
(used by warren beatty in the film, 'mccabe and mrs. miller')
THAT "little jesus" has DEFINITELY got a turd in his pocket!
jeffs' new rottweiler has got a turd in his pocket
the police officer had a turd in his pocket!
jeffs' new rottweiler has got a turd in his pocket
the police officer had a turd in his pocket!
by michael foolsley June 29, 2011
Get the turd in his pocket mug.observation of a reasonably statuesque human 'hotfooting' (jogging,running) during an outing, assessing their 'treasures' and salivating
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
Get the holiday treat mug.re; male sex: -applying 'grease' of any kind to male 'prime parts', before sexual 'travel' (singly OR plural!)
lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
wut you been doing tom? -marinating my chicken!
i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)
i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
Get the marinating my chicken mug.hands on the gastrointestinal 'clock' demanding one 'pump a lump'; emptying of ones' bowels; 'take' a shit!; 'have' a shit
churning in duane's guts informed him it was flop-cutting time!
flop-cutting time was complicated by dean's un-hungry toilet!
he went 'huh?', when she informed him it was flop-cutting time
flop-cutting time was complicated by dean's un-hungry toilet!
he went 'huh?', when she informed him it was flop-cutting time
by michael foolsley November 6, 2011
Get the flop-cutting time mug.returning to the world of the 'high and dry' from a trip to the milky way, with a sex partner. much mental carbon fiber is needed to avoid burn up upon return to this atmosphere.
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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