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DumbAssItis

a viral infection of the brain which will never completely go away and appears randomly throught ones life

commonly referred to as DAI
The Presidential elections clearly defined even our countries leaders suffer from DumbAssItis.
by michael February 26, 2005
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G-Tar

A shortened version of the word Guitar, meaning a musical instrument. Particuly used by younger people.
"Somebody go feth my G-Tar and I'll play some songs."
by Michael February 27, 2005
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'av it

The term used to describe engaging in extreem or exciting activity, with no doubt or fear of failure. Often used shortly before a wicked night out on the town!
Heading into the club, expecting to have a wicked night... "Let's 'av it!"

Driving on the motorway in the rain at 90mph, hitting a large puddle causing the car to coast towards the central reservation and back again, recovering and keeping going... "That's 'aving it!"
by Michael May 13, 2005
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Videonow

I have a videonow to watch
by Michael May 13, 2005
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poo face

a face which has been excreeted upon, mainly because girls have really fucked up tendancies when it comes to erotics...
' I fucked that one, hes a right poo face now'
by michael May 13, 2005
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homoron

gay moron> see HOMO and MORON
David, the gayhomosexual, has a crush on a tweeker. What a homoron!
by Michael February 28, 2005
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Malkivak

A speritual 1/2 vampire, 1/2 angel with great powers of psionics.
Malkivak is the messiah of vampires.
He has the ability to turn water to blood and has great mind power.
by Michael March 1, 2005
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