michael's definitions

Shut down

When you try to make a good call on someone but end up looking like a tool yourself, have your comeback destryed. To try and make yourself look cool by putting someone down but then they make you look like a tool.

"Hey idot watch out for the car fag!"

"Its parked you stupid nob"

2 "Your an idot"

"Your the one that glued your nob to a vending machine"

by Michael January 13, 2005

pluh

The Occurance of female ejaculation.

I'm gonna pluh all over ya.

by Michael January 12, 2005

fruital

An effort that is both fruitless and futile

Trying to get blood from a stone is fruital.

by Michael January 10, 2005

Borange

The name of a song (sung prior to 1015AD) a Hebrew mother sings to her doaughter before the daughters wedding night.

The borange sung was emotional, deep with slight humuor and zest

by Michael January 6, 2005

ull0r

ultimate austrian "soliär"-owner

Ull0r's solitär-score is unbelieveable

by Michael January 2, 2005

11:11

a person who sees the synchronicity in coincidence, usually through the repeated observance of the time and number, 11:11 (1111), though other numbers can be substituted for fixation.

a member of a growing phenomenon of people who fixate on the number 11:11, while believing it fixates on them. usually starts as a personal obsession, before finding out they are not alone in their number preference, or its preference for them.

"i keep seeing 11:11 on the clock!"

by michael December 15, 2004

draun

Crazy; fucked up, out of this world. Born in the streets of philly.

this guy is draun.

They is draun, cuz

by Michael December 8, 2004