michael's definitions

pop off

When a kid does a fart.

Did you just do a pop off?

by Michael October 13, 2003

cocksnore

Derived from the image of an actual cock snoring. One who is an idiot/moron/tool or just a plain pain in the ass.

Jim: Hey Bob, wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tom: No Jim, I have to eat dinner with my parents.
Jim: You're such a fuckin cocksnore.

by Michael March 11, 2003

PUPPY JUICE

(n) Old British slang for Pre-ejaculate, pre-cum, or any residue from having ejaculated or urinated.

I had a wet spot on my shorts from making so much puppy juice.

by Michael February 13, 2004

Skunk

Being one of looseness; one who smells like sexual intercourse and is irresistable to wiki.

Guy#1: woh! she is a SKUNK!
Guy#2: Yeah, i could show her a good time.
Guy#1 dude, your a wiki.

by michael May 7, 2005

Ass Gravy

It is the mixture of shit, cum, blood, and other secretions leaking from the receptive anus following a round of anal sex.

Damn Betty why dont you make some biscuits too go with your ass gravy.

by Michael December 11, 2003

whippersnapper

A term generally used by old persons, to insult the younger generation.

Get off my damn lawn you whippersnappers!

by Michael January 31, 2005

fitch

(n.) Either 1) a usu. young, hot woman/girl, or 2) used as a synonym for snizz or pussy, the female sex organs

Damn, look at that sweet fitch, she's hot as hell!

Gimme that fitch, bitch!

by Michael June 30, 2005