Definitions by mic dundee

Monkey Points 

A person is rewarded monkey points when thehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/add.phpy hit a monkey

Katelyn got monkey points when she hit Diddy Kong in the head.

Monkey Points by Mic Dundee October 23, 2008

McGreedy 

adj. being very greedy and taking advantage of people any way possible; selfish

"Dude don't share a meal with Dave. He's totally McGreedy; he'll eat all the food."

McGreedy by mic dundee July 24, 2007

onami 

n. masturbation, esp. female masturbation.

origin: from the Bible character Onam. Onami is used in Japan.

"Did you see that onami video online with Paris Hilton?"

onami by mic dundee July 24, 2007

cloneburger 

noun, a hamburger made from a genetically engineered animal

"Mcdonalds serves cloneburgers"

cloneburger by mic dundee July 24, 2007

gmo 

n. 1. genetically modified orgasm. 2. to have a fake orgasm.

"I just found out my girlfriend has been GMOing on me."

"Jenna Jameson is the queen of GMOing."

gmo by mic dundee July 24, 2007

crunch out 

to leave in a hurry.

"Crap, there's my ex. I'm going to have to crunch out before this gets nasty."

crunch out by mic dundee July 23, 2007

finger-longer 

something that you can put at the end of your finger to make it longer, usually for turning things on from far away.

from the futurama episode in which Professor Farnsworth invents the finger-longer

"We need a finger-longer to turn on the TV since the remote's missing."

finger-longer by mic dundee July 23, 2007