crunch out

to leave in a hurry.

"Crap, there's my ex. I'm going to have to crunch out before this gets nasty."

by mic dundee June 24, 2007

Monkey Points

A person is rewarded monkey points when thehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/add.phpy hit a monkey

Katelyn got monkey points when she hit Diddy Kong in the head.

by Mic Dundee September 06, 2008

gmo

n. 1. genetically modified orgasm. 2. to have a fake orgasm.

"I just found out my girlfriend has been GMOing on me."

"Jenna Jameson is the queen of GMOing."

by mic dundee June 24, 2007

McGreedy

adj. being very greedy and taking advantage of people any way possible; selfish

"Dude don't share a meal with Dave. He's totally McGreedy; he'll eat all the food."

by mic dundee June 24, 2007

onami

n. masturbation, esp. female masturbation.

origin: from the Bible character Onam. Onami is used in Japan.

"Did you see that onami video online with Paris Hilton?"

by mic dundee June 24, 2007

assthetic

adj. 1.Having a beautiful ass; 2.see bootylicious

"Jennifer Lopez is assthetic."

by mic dundee June 24, 2007

cloneburger

noun, a hamburger made from a genetically engineered animal

"Mcdonalds serves cloneburgers"

by mic dundee June 24, 2007