mgdu's definitions
Advice Rhode Islanders give each other when one plans to take an in-state car ride that will last more than 20 minutes.
by mgdu October 19, 2022
Get the pack a picnic lunchmug. Monsters and Critics.com, March 10, 2009: "On her latest classy comeback tour, singer and mother of two Britney Spears accidentally aired out her clampoozle onstage."
by mgdu October 30, 2009
Get the clampoozlemug. The practice of calling multiple technical support specialists for help with a technical problem, in the hopes of getting an answer one wants to hear.
Robb: I caught Cliffy playing technician roulette today.
Mel: What did you tell him?
Robb: I told him the same thing everyone else told him: reboot.
Mel: And he said he was too busy to reboot?
Robb: Yep.
Mel: Too bad. Better luck next tech, Cliffy!
Mel: What did you tell him?
Robb: I told him the same thing everyone else told him: reboot.
Mel: And he said he was too busy to reboot?
Robb: Yep.
Mel: Too bad. Better luck next tech, Cliffy!
by mgdu February 22, 2008
Get the technician roulettemug. His mediochre eyes promised abdominal cancer, but once again, we were let down - it was alcoholic liver disease.
by mgdu October 30, 2009
Get the mediochremug. Addict's term for the video game "Animal Crossing" or its sequel, "Animal Crossing: Wild World".
Derived from the compulsion to dedicate inordinate amounts of time to one or more of the game's voluntary missions: making friends, writing them letters and sending them ugly clothes, expanding your house, paying off your mortgage and expanding your house again, collecting all the furniture in a set, fishing, donating fossils to the museum, building a second town, planting fruit trees, getting iglooed, hitting unwanted neighbors with a butterfly net...
Derived from the compulsion to dedicate inordinate amounts of time to one or more of the game's voluntary missions: making friends, writing them letters and sending them ugly clothes, expanding your house, paying off your mortgage and expanding your house again, collecting all the furniture in a set, fishing, donating fossils to the museum, building a second town, planting fruit trees, getting iglooed, hitting unwanted neighbors with a butterfly net...
by mgdu February 22, 2008
Get the Animal Crackmug. Succeeding at an improbable task, such as looking sexy in red cowboy boots. While being male. And being (previously) presumed to be straight.
by mgdu October 24, 2008
Get the pulling it offmug. The shortest way to tell someone that you hope they sprain their penis the next time they attempt to have sex.
During your next roll in the hay, I hope your penis bends in half and you cry aloud. That is to say, get bent.
by mgdu August 8, 2021
Get the Get bentmug.