58 definitions by megnao flimpis

computer semi-literate

A person half-dedicated to leaving the internet strewn with liter and garbage.

Percy is a computer semi-literate, he only half-heartedly flames, spams and trashes chat sites.

by megnao flimpis August 2, 2003

self esteem

A 19th century perpetual motion machine powered by steam, theorized by Alberto Einstein but no actual production models were ever built.

Alberto told the eager investors gathered in Plaza de Suenos that for as few as 500 Pesos they could own a piece of his revolucionary self esteem engine.

by megnao flimpis August 13, 2003

Weltangschlong

See: weltanschlong not weltangschlong (sic).

Bubba regarded his global size morning erection with awe and lightheadedness..."That is some kind of weltanschlong", he mused.

by megnao flimpis August 6, 2003

drop

An order preparatory to doing a repetition of push-ups, usually punitive.

Corporal Bohannon, drop and give me 50.

by megnao flimpis July 29, 2003

sworded

Seperated, cataloged or arranged.

Bubba got dumped by Gerraldean and it made him feel like dog poop, so he got a case of Old Milwaukee at the Groovin' Noovin'...beer always helped when he sworded out his feelings.

by megnao flimpis July 31, 2003

nowt

ASAP, soonest.

Gimme that moonpie nowt!

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

prolapse

An interuption or pause in professionalism.

After listening to the customer's strident complaint about the temperature of the Kungpao chicken, Yee-Ling had a prolapse and before reheating it in the microwave, emptied the contents of both of her nasal cavities onto the the meal.

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003