fastidious

To get stupid quick or be dumbstruck.

Bubba prayed he wouldn't get an attack of the fastidious again and get all tongue-tied as he prepared to ask Jolene to join him in the back seat.

by megnao flimpis August 06, 2003

klugle

A rank in the KKK above kleagle, klondyke and kornhole but below kretin.

Jerrol had hit the glass ceiling and knew he'd never rise above the rank of klugle because years ago he'd served Nathan's Kosher Hotdogs at the Klan wienie roast, never having quite mastered the art of reading.

by megnao flimpis July 22, 2003

apparatchik

An apparently rodentlike woman.

The Senator from New York was an apparatchik when it came to campaign money, she could smell it, ferret it out, hoard it, consume it and spend it, leaving only droppings as evidence it ever was.

by megnao flimpis August 04, 2003

pinata

A beaten thing.

Jorge was a chronic self abuser. He treated his male member as a pinata.

by megnao flimpis August 13, 2003

toad

A repulsive proto-hominid, usually porcine, unhygienic, unkempt and lacking social graces.

Zach is such a fucking toad.

by megnao flimpis July 04, 2003

custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 05, 2003

jo

Short for "jo mama" (yo mama)

(Shift supervisor): "Mr. Ferndock, you are doubtless the most inept employee this fast food franchise has ever had the misfortune to link its good name to." (Assistant fry chef): "Jo!"

by megnao flimpis July 11, 2003