Definitions by megnao flimpis

klugle 

A rank in the KKK above kleagle, klondyke and kornhole but below kretin.

Jerrol had hit the glass ceiling and knew he'd never rise above the rank of klugle because years ago he'd served Nathan's Kosher Hotdogs at the Klan wienie roast, never having quite mastered the art of reading.

klugle by megnao flimpis July 21, 2003

Defcon 

A hiphop or rap gansta with a prison record.

Fittycent was a defcon...he done time for shoplifting a Cuisinart.

Defcon by megnao flimpis July 20, 2003

nugget

Nose gold extracted digitally.

Yo, Bubba...you ain't eatin' that nugget...you ain't washed yo hands sinced we went fishin'.

nugget by megnao flimpis July 20, 2003

Vaginismo 

The diminutive term for vagina, implying tightness.

Cara mea, mi Mariatheresa...con gustemente va vaginismo.

Vaginismo by megnao flimpis July 19, 2003

prolapse 

An interuption or pause in professionalism.

After listening to the customer's strident complaint about the temperature of the Kungpao chicken, Yee-Ling had a prolapse and before reheating it in the microwave, emptied the contents of both of her nasal cavities onto the the meal.

prolapse by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

caffeine 

An essential vitamin, without which one suffers from headaches, depression, sudden violent anger, sluggishness, muddled thinking, and crankiness.

I once went 10 months without vitamin C and only suffered a mild bout with scurvy and tooth loss...I went 24 hours without caffeine and that's why I'm doing life without parole.

caffeine by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

throbber

A pulsating body appendage.

While momentarily distracted by the blond women with the big chest, Rodney struck his thumb with his 22oz. framing hammer, giving himself an intantaneous throbber.

throbber by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003