glick

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

Elrod has been a hardcore glick ever since he had indoor plumbing installed.

by megnao flimpis July 03, 2003

mumbo

An adjective modifier for the noun "jumbo".

All I got from the car dealer was some mumbo jumbo about the warranty...sounded like BS to me.

by megnao flimpis August 01, 2003

waimanalo

A commune on the island of Oahu where diversity and harmony prevail.

I would feel entirely safe as a missionary strolling through Waimanalo or Nanakuli with $100 dollar bills pinned to my "CAPTAIN COOK RULES!" T-shirt whilst preaching the gospel to the simple natives.

by megnao flimpis July 05, 2003

nowt

ASAP, soonest.

Gimme that moonpie nowt!

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

prolapse

An interuption or pause in professionalism.

After listening to the customer's strident complaint about the temperature of the Kungpao chicken, Yee-Ling had a prolapse and before reheating it in the microwave, emptied the contents of both of her nasal cavities onto the the meal.

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

West Virginia Chrome

Silver duct tape.

Herschel got West Virginia Chrome on his pickup truck.

by megnao flimpis July 13, 2003

landover baptist

A fundamentalist Shiite Baptist cult intent on converting every non-believer or hurrying them on to Hell.

You apostate Catholics, Christ-killing Jews, mark-of Cain Negroes and pagan Chinamen gathered here at Landover Baptist church will either put your hand on the KJ1611 Bible and accept HIM or we'll put your brains on it.

by megnao flimpis July 31, 2003