58 definitions by megnao flimpis
An interuption or pause in professionalism.
After listening to the customer's strident complaint about the temperature of the Kungpao chicken, Yee-Ling had a prolapse and before reheating it in the microwave, emptied the contents of both of her nasal cavities onto the the meal.
by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003
by megnao flimpis July 13, 2003
A fundamentalist Shiite Baptist cult intent on converting every non-believer or hurrying them on to Hell.
You apostate Catholics, Christ-killing Jews, mark-of Cain Negroes and pagan Chinamen gathered here at Landover Baptist church will either put your hand on the KJ1611 Bible and accept HIM or we'll put your brains on it.
by megnao flimpis July 31, 2003
Earl presented a problem to Coach Nilpferd, having such abundant groinal acreage it was difficult to fit him with a cup.
by megnao flimpis August 6, 2003
Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.
by megnao flimpis August 13, 2003
by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003
by megnao flimpis July 29, 2003