prolapse

An interuption or pause in professionalism.
After listening to the customer's strident complaint about the temperature of the Kungpao chicken, Yee-Ling had a prolapse and before reheating it in the microwave, emptied the contents of both of her nasal cavities onto the the meal.
by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003
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caffeine

An essential vitamin, without which one suffers from headaches, depression, sudden violent anger, sluggishness, muddled thinking, and crankiness.
I once went 10 months without vitamin C and only suffered a mild bout with scurvy and tooth loss...I went 24 hours without caffeine and that's why I'm doing life without parole.
by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003
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West Virginia Chrome

Herschel got West Virginia Chrome on his pickup truck.
by megnao flimpis July 13, 2003
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needledick-the-fly-fucker

A sobriquet to tag the underhung with.
Rob hits on all the ladies but is known as needledick-the-fly-fucker.
by megnao flimpis July 03, 2003
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wienie wagger

Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.
by megnao flimpis August 13, 2003
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groinal acreage

Earl presented a problem to Coach Nilpferd, having such abundant groinal acreage it was difficult to fit him with a cup.
by megnao flimpis August 06, 2003
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self esteem

A 19th century perpetual motion machine powered by steam, theorized by Alberto Einstein but no actual production models were ever built.
Alberto told the eager investors gathered in Plaza de Suenos that for as few as 500 Pesos they could own a piece of his revolucionary self esteem engine.
by megnao flimpis August 13, 2003
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