58 definitions by megnao flimpis

Yo, Yolanda...wah be nup?

I would feel entirely safe as a missionary strolling through Waimanalo or Nanakuli with $100 dollar bills pinned to my "CAPTAIN COOK RULES!" T-shirt whilst preaching the gospel to the simple natives.

Bubba got dumped by Gerraldean and it made him feel like dog poop, so he got a case of Old Milwaukee at the Groovin' Noovin'...beer always helped when he sworded out his feelings.

Cara mea, mi Mariatheresa...con gustemente va vaginismo.

Yo, Bubba...you ain't eatin' that nugget...you ain't washed yo hands sinced we went fishin'.

Utwhey isnay shiznay?

Grab the yagi array, Agent Schmedlap, we have a report of elf abuse and haven't a moment to lose to DF this perp and affix his position by triangulation!