arse candle

A turd passed after swallowing a string.

I passed a wick-ed arse candle.

by megnao flimpis August 14, 2003

custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 04, 2003

polychlorinatedbiphenols

PCB, a carcinogenic chemical that can cause genetic mutations.

Yo, Bubba...yo mamma aroun' a buncha polychlorinatedbiphenols in her third trimester befo' you was born?

by megnao flimpis July 06, 2003

nowt

ASAP, soonest.

Gimme that moonpie nowt!

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

waimanalo

A commune on the island of Oahu where diversity and harmony prevail.

I would feel entirely safe as a missionary strolling through Waimanalo or Nanakuli with $100 dollar bills pinned to my "CAPTAIN COOK RULES!" T-shirt whilst preaching the gospel to the simple natives.

by megnao flimpis July 04, 2003

gnude

Aussie slang on a clothing optional beach.

G'day, mate...any g'nude sheila's to root for?

by megnao flimpis July 25, 2003

plan 9

Democratic party's campaign stategy for the 2004 election.

Plan 9 calls for all 9 Presidential candidates to run as co-presidents, each to share the presidency when elected. Plan 9 also included better lawyers and friendlier judges to insure that constitutional purists anti-chadists were thwarted this time.

by megnao flimpis August 03, 2003