megnao flimpis's definitions

fastidious

To get stupid quick or be dumbstruck.

Bubba prayed he wouldn't get an attack of the fastidious again and get all tongue-tied as he prepared to ask Jolene to join him in the back seat.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

infeminate

Womanly in manner or looks.

Vice Klugle Leander thought Klansman Delmar was kinda infeminate and maybe shouldn't oughta be wearing the robes...the thought made him giddy.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

throbber

A pulsating body appendage.

While momentarily distracted by the blond women with the big chest, Rodney struck his thumb with his 22oz. framing hammer, giving himself an intantaneous throbber.

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

Woodrow

An erection, derived from woody. Woodrow denote class and elegance in this particular kind of tumescence.

I recall Princess Di with fondness, she always gave me a woodrow.

by megnao flimpis July 6, 2003

apparatchik

An apparently rodentlike woman.

The Senator from New York was an apparatchik when it came to campaign money, she could smell it, ferret it out, hoard it, consume it and spend it, leaving only droppings as evidence it ever was.

by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

landover baptist

A fundamentalist Shiite Baptist cult intent on converting every non-believer or hurrying them on to Hell.

You apostate Catholics, Christ-killing Jews, mark-of Cain Negroes and pagan Chinamen gathered here at Landover Baptist church will either put your hand on the KJ1611 Bible and accept HIM or we'll put your brains on it.

by megnao flimpis July 30, 2003

caffeine

An essential vitamin, without which one suffers from headaches, depression, sudden violent anger, sluggishness, muddled thinking, and crankiness.

I once went 10 months without vitamin C and only suffered a mild bout with scurvy and tooth loss...I went 24 hours without caffeine and that's why I'm doing life without parole.

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003