megnao flimpis's definitions

landover baptist

A fundamentalist Shiite Baptist cult intent on converting every non-believer or hurrying them on to Hell.

You apostate Catholics, Christ-killing Jews, mark-of Cain Negroes and pagan Chinamen gathered here at Landover Baptist church will either put your hand on the KJ1611 Bible and accept HIM or we'll put your brains on it.

by megnao flimpis July 30, 2003

caffeine

An essential vitamin, without which one suffers from headaches, depression, sudden violent anger, sluggishness, muddled thinking, and crankiness.

I once went 10 months without vitamin C and only suffered a mild bout with scurvy and tooth loss...I went 24 hours without caffeine and that's why I'm doing life without parole.

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

gnude

Aussie slang on a clothing optional beach.

G'day, mate...any g'nude sheila's to root for?

by megnao flimpis July 25, 2003

snuffy

A subordinate of greatly inferior rank.

Lance corporal Bohannon, go grab a snuffy and get those urinals clean.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

weltanschlong

A global priaprism.(see: weltangschlong, sic)

Bubba shook Cubadean awake and despite the garlicy breathe she was expelling, his weltanschlong compelled him to action.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

infinite regress

The recursive redaction of an old religious-philosophical argument of how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

No, Reverend Phalwell, taken to its infinite regress the King James 1611 edition proves inerrantly that 16,751 angels could fit on the head of a pin but they'd dance only at the risk of eternal damnation and hellfire!

by megnao flimpis July 12, 2003

fifi

The name of a dog specially trained to alert on homosexuals, i.e. a homosexual alert dog.

Good girl, Fifi...good girl, good girl...down Fifi. Hey, we got us a 'mo here.

by megnao flimpis July 7, 2003