megnao flimpis's definitions

weltanschlong

Spelled without a "g", this word means Global size Penis.

I got your hairy weltanschlong hanging, Harry.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

aquestion

The act of succumbing or acquiescing.

Rodney couldn't withstand the intensity of the interrogation and said, " Stop axing me questions...I be aquestion and tell you everthang."

by megnao flimpis August 10, 2003

rudementary

An institution that teaches fundamental rudeness.

Ashton, a product of daycare, pre-school, pre-K, kindergarten and rudementary school grades 1-5 entered middle school with too much self esteem, a free spirit and a penchant for litigation.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

self esteem

A 19th century perpetual motion machine powered by steam, theorized by Alberto Einstein but no actual production models were ever built.

Alberto told the eager investors gathered in Plaza de Suenos that for as few as 500 Pesos they could own a piece of his revolucionary self esteem engine.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

pinata

A beaten thing.

Jorge was a chronic self abuser. He treated his male member as a pinata.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

wienie wagger

A bet concerning one's private parts.

Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

arse candle

A turd passed after swallowing a string.

I passed a wick-ed arse candle.

by megnao flimpis August 14, 2003