megnao flimpis's definitions

klugle

A rank in the KKK above kleagle, klondyke and kornhole but below kretin.

Jerrol had hit the glass ceiling and knew he'd never rise above the rank of klugle because years ago he'd served Nathan's Kosher Hotdogs at the Klan wienie roast, never having quite mastered the art of reading.

by megnao flimpis July 21, 2003

arse candle

A turd passed after swallowing a string.

I passed a wick-ed arse candle.

by megnao flimpis August 14, 2003

polychlorinatedbiphenols

PCB, a carcinogenic chemical that can cause genetic mutations.

Yo, Bubba...yo mamma aroun' a buncha polychlorinatedbiphenols in her third trimester befo' you was born?

by megnao flimpis July 6, 2003

wienie wagger

A bet concerning one's private parts.

Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

bizongy

Rancid.

Yo, bizongy breath.

by megnao flimpis July 12, 2003

mumbo

An adjective modifier for the noun "jumbo".

All I got from the car dealer was some mumbo jumbo about the warranty...sounded like BS to me.

by megnao flimpis July 31, 2003

shiznay

Proto-Pig-Latin for shiz.

Utwhey isnay shiznay?

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003