megnao flimpis's definitions

snuffy

A subordinate of greatly inferior rank.

Lance corporal Bohannon, go grab a snuffy and get those urinals clean.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

mumbo

An adjective modifier for the noun "jumbo".

All I got from the car dealer was some mumbo jumbo about the warranty...sounded like BS to me.

by megnao flimpis July 31, 2003

wienie wagger

A bet concerning one's private parts.

Bubba made a $20 wienie wagger(sic) that he could blowtorch his pubic hair off with a bottle of mapp gas before he went in to get his vasectomy hoping to avoid having to shave and to help pay for the procedure...little knowing that his friends would have paid for the entire cost of the operation to ensure he never bred.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

sworded

Seperated, cataloged or arranged.

Bubba got dumped by Gerraldean and it made him feel like dog poop, so he got a case of Old Milwaukee at the Groovin' Noovin'...beer always helped when he sworded out his feelings.

by megnao flimpis July 30, 2003

fifi

The name of a dog specially trained to alert on homosexuals, i.e. a homosexual alert dog.

Good girl, Fifi...good girl, good girl...down Fifi. Hey, we got us a 'mo here.

by megnao flimpis July 7, 2003

shiznay

Proto-Pig-Latin for shiz.

Utwhey isnay shiznay?

by megnao flimpis July 17, 2003

Accordian

A musical instrument. Along with tapdancing lessons, accordian lessons are responsible for baby boomers raised in the 1950's being large consumers of prozac and psychotherapy.

Gacy, Bundy and Idi Amin all played the accordian and coincidentally they listed "Lady of Spain" as their favorite song.

by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003