Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"
Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!
by Me February 26, 2003
mugGet the Penile Dementiamug.

spoon

an idiot,a loser
jimmy made it up at school
If you dive in the shallow end of a pool, your'e a spoon!
or "dont dive into shallow water you spoon"
by Me January 13, 2005
mugGet the spoonmug.

o shit

1. the expression most often used after receiving sexual gratification by a big booty bitch. 2. phrase used while blowin ur load
"o shit u suck a mean dick, o shit o shit.
"o shit sorry "
"o shit that was great"
"o shit i didn't mean to give u that zombie"
by me March 13, 2003
mugGet the o shitmug.

cankle

Where the calf and ankle merge to become one large stalk and takes on a tree-trunkish appearance
I have cankle sores.
by me November 14, 2003
mugGet the canklemug.

toss

Its not pronounced 'tuh - ah - es' you dingbat!
Toh - ss
by Me May 10, 2003
mugGet the tossmug.

holla

1. To show a romantic interest in an individual esp. with exchanging of one's personal information. Flirt.
2. An expression of joy or jubilation.
3. An affirmation to a question requiring "yes" or "no", usually in a positive context.
1. Can I holla at a girl?
2. Holla! I won the game!
3. Are you going to the club tonight? Holla!
by Me April 06, 2005
mugGet the hollamug.

asl

my sister took ASL but shes no good at it.
by me January 08, 2003
mugGet the aslmug.