me's definitions

Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"

Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!

by Me February 26, 2003

spoon

an idiot,a loser
jimmy made it up at school

If you dive in the shallow end of a pool, your'e a spoon!
or "dont dive into shallow water you spoon"

by Me January 13, 2005

heavy straight

really cool, awesome.

"That movie was heavy straight dude!!"

by Me May 17, 2004

toss

Its not pronounced 'tuh - ah - es' you dingbat!

Toh - ss

by Me May 10, 2003

punk rawk

the way gay posers say "punk rock"

"Im so gay..i love punk rawk music..actually i dont really listen to it cuz im a poser and i just like spelling it"

by me March 11, 2005

knurd

TO GET DRUNK!!!!!!! WOOO HOOOOO (a shitty code name for drunk.....)

dude i want to knurd tonight so badly

by me February 14, 2003

dink

Another word for drink.

You foo's feel like dinking later?

by me March 24, 2003