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dodograph (doh doh graf) NOUN. A stupid photograph, or a picture made using obsolete technology, such as Daguerrotype or Polaroid SX-70. From the extinct bird, "dodo" and "photograph."
I found a shot of my brother with his '70s hair, bell bottom jeans, a big, poofy down jacket and the best thing about it is that it's a genuine Polaroid dodograph.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
Get the dodographmug. Congressmonkey (kon gres tard) NOUN. A member of the U.S. Congress noted for primitive beliefs and behavior.
Tom Tancredo was endorsed by the "pro white" Council for Conservative Citizens and Marilyn Musgrave was endorsed by the KKK. They want to jail all gays and illegal immigrants. These congressmonkeys are proof men descended from apes. And not very far, in some cases.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
Get the congressmonkeymug. smegzecutive (smeg zek yu tiv) NOUN. An especially sleazy businessman. From “smegma” and “executive.”
From 2001 to 2008, Tim Geithner, Ben Bernanke, Alan Greenspan and Henry Paulson helped to destroy the banking, insurance, mortgage and loan industries. In doing so, they have ruined millions of lives and wrecked the world economy.
Instead of jailing them, President Obama picked them to fix the nation's economy. They chose to give their old bosses and buddies trillions of taxpayer dollars with no strings attached. It was a smegzecutive decision.
The world's economy is still a stagnant swamp because the billionaires are hoarding the free money, and will continue to do so until prices have dropped low enough for them to buy everything of value.
Instead of jailing them, President Obama picked them to fix the nation's economy. They chose to give their old bosses and buddies trillions of taxpayer dollars with no strings attached. It was a smegzecutive decision.
The world's economy is still a stagnant swamp because the billionaires are hoarding the free money, and will continue to do so until prices have dropped low enough for them to buy everything of value.
by Maxhole June 23, 2009
Get the smegzecutivemug. unintellectual (un in tel ek shu el) NOUN.
1. The opposite of intellectual.
2. A person who favors rash, smash-and-bash action, but has no escape plan.
3. A person suffering from frontal lobe damage or fetal alcohol effect.
4. An idiotic person who misleads smarter people.
1. The opposite of intellectual.
2. A person who favors rash, smash-and-bash action, but has no escape plan.
3. A person suffering from frontal lobe damage or fetal alcohol effect.
4. An idiotic person who misleads smarter people.
For the last eight years, unintellectuals ran this country into the ground.
They trashed the military, science, schools and the economy while sneering at proven experts as elitists.
I don't know about you, but I'm ready to give brains a chance.
They trashed the military, science, schools and the economy while sneering at proven experts as elitists.
I don't know about you, but I'm ready to give brains a chance.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
Get the unintellectualmug. Randy- Damn, that girl gots more curves than Indy 500.
Ron- She's a great fuck, too.
Randy- How would you know?
Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.
Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?
Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.
Randy- Think she'd go out with me?
Ron- Not a chance.
Randy- Why?
Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.
Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!
Ron- She's a great fuck, too.
Randy- How would you know?
Ron- I dated her. That's Lisa.
Randy- Damn. I'd like to bite her on the ass and be dragged to death. Why'd you ever break up with a woman that hot?
Ron- I musta lost my mind. Sweetest lady I ever knew. She is spumptious.
Randy- Think she'd go out with me?
Ron- Not a chance.
Randy- Why?
Ron- 'Cuz you're a friend of mine.
Randy- Not anymore we're not, you asshole! Hey! Lisa! Wait up!
by Maxhole June 24, 2009
Get the spumptiousmug. Friendefiner (fren deh fine er) NOUN. A person who keeps trying to make their friends names into words on Urban Dictionary.
How pussywhipped do you have to be to try to place your girlfriend's name in Urban Dictionary? "(Blank) is the most beautiful, wonderful, classy, smart and sexy woman in the world and the only woman for me," now THAT'S pussywhippped. What a friendefiner.
by Maxhole June 21, 2009
Get the friendefinermug. by Maxhole June 25, 2009
Get the wiggleizemug.